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AssassinJoe
Member Since: 1 Oct 2010
Last Active: Oct 10, 2011 19:15
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Owlbear
Personality Quizzes
Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Watchman
Personality Quizzes
You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Hair-Trigger Tempers
Personality Quizzes
We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Yoshi
Personality Quizzes
Where would Mario be without you?
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Garage Band-er
Personality Quizzes
You can recognize a song or two from a game - it's placing them that's the problem.
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
The Tough Guy
Personality Quizzes
Punch first, think later.
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Blink Dog
Personality Quizzes
You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Scar
Personality Quizzes
You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist