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Epic Quiz - Summer E Games
Summer E Games
Answered all 150 questions correct in the six-part Summer E Games Epic Quiz
Real Ultimate Poster
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Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]
Haiku Contest - Honorary
2010 Summer E Games
Honorary Mention - Haiku Contest - 2010 Summer E Games
Landmark
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Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
2010 Epic Quiz Badge
2010 Summer E Games
I finished all of the Epic Quizzes 100% Correctly! Phew, my brain hurts.
Beta Chatter
Community
You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.
Hallo-winner 2009!
Halloween Party!
Completed the events in the Halloween Extravaganza
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Epic Poster
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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Arcade Escapee
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You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Rest In
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Got the Bad Ending in POTA2
Up Your Sleeve
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Got the Good Ending in POTA2
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Has been added as a friend by 100 others.
Lover, not a Fighter
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Has added more than 100 friends.
Maven
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Has received and read messages from 100 people.
Summer E Games T-shirt Badge
Summer E Games
I entered a valid T-shirt during the Summer E Games
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Pillar of the Community
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Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Connector
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Has received and read messages from 50 people.
Socialite
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Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Communicator
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Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Bestest Friend
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Has added more than 10 friends.
In Touch
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Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
You Like Me!
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Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
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Has added a friend!
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
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Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
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Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
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Member of 50 user groups
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Member of 15 user groups
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Member of 1 User Group
74 + 1 Quizzer
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Has completed 75 quizzes
Diamond Quiz Taker
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Has completed 50 quizzes.
Two Bits o' Quiz
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Has completed 25 quizzes.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
An Arcane Intellect
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You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
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Mudkip!
Quiz Awards
I heard you really, REALLY like them.
It's-a You! Mario!
Personality Quizzes
You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!
Bloodsucker
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Aced the 30 Vampires in 30 Seconds Quiz
Horror Survival
Halloween Party!
Aced the 30 Horror Movies in 30 Seconds Quiz
Batteries Not Included
Halloween Party!
Aced the 30 Robots in 30 Seconds Quiz
Beat Him At His Own Game
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Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Cuddles
Quiz Awards
You know so much about Apocalypse Lane, you get your very own Cuddles!
The Boy Who Lived
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You could face Voldemort all by yourself!
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Big Daddy
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Aced the BioShock quiz
Live Long and Prosper
Quiz Awards
Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.
Spy Tryouts
Contests
I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
I'd like to thank the Academy...
Quiz Awards
Aced the Oscars quiz
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
An Open Book
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Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Well-Traveled
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You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Happy Camper
Personality Quizzes
The outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Edward
Quiz Awards
So mopey...so sparkly.
Troll
Personality Quizzes
Stay away from da voodoo.
Tauren
Personality Quizzes
You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.
Blood Elf
Personality Quizzes
The Light justifies the means.
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Undead
Personality Quizzes
Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Gnome
Personality Quizzes
Knowledge is power. So are explosions.
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Night Elf
Personality Quizzes
Who wants to live forever?
Orc
Personality Quizzes
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
Draenei
Personality Quizzes
You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
Frozen
Personality Quizzes
It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Bowser
Personality Quizzes
Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
The Lich King
Contests
You've got this villain thing down cold.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Pac-Man Ghosts
Personality Quizzes
Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Yoshi
Personality Quizzes
Where would Mario be without you?
Miles Prower
Personality Quizzes
Two tails, no waiting.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Navi
Personality Quizzes
People don't understand, you just want to help!
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Dabbler
Personality Quizzes
You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
Casual Nerd
Personality Quizzes
Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
The Old Veteran
Personality Quizzes
Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
The Kid
Personality Quizzes
You're plucky, adventurous and brave, but you've still got a lot to learn.
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
The White Magic Girl
Personality Quizzes
Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
The Comic Relief
Personality Quizzes
With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.
The Tough Guy
Personality Quizzes
Punch first, think later.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
The Sex Symbol
Personality Quizzes
If you've got it, flaunt it.
The Tactician
Personality Quizzes
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
The Pretentionist
Personality Quizzes
You only play really Important games.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Best of the Best
Personality Quizzes
Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
The Jack of All Games
Personality Quizzes
Who has time to finish games?
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
The Tinker
Personality Quizzes
You know games are meant to be modified.
The Simulant
Personality Quizzes
More real than real.
Informed Consumer
Personality Quizzes
Articles, columns, news and reviews: If it has words, you love it.
Founder
Personality Quizzes
You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.
Watchman
Personality Quizzes
You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Observer
Personality Quizzes
You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Bad Luck
Personality Quizzes
You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Snobbishness and Judgment
Personality Quizzes
You just know that the entire world is beneath you.
Hair-Trigger Tempers
Personality Quizzes
We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Consistent Voter
March Mayhem 2010
Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Hand of Fate
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The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
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Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
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Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Don't Do This At Home
The Escapist Show
Watched 44 episodes of The Escapist Show
Pandor
The Escapist Show
Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
DDKR Champion
The Escapist Show
Can't get enough DDKR on The Escapist Show
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Sexy Elf
The Escapist Show
Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show
It's Your Ring
The Escapist Show
Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show
Ruskie Bear
The Escapist Show
Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
Diva
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Gaming Uber Alles
Content
Has read at least one article in 208 weekly issues of The Escapist
Weekly Warrior
Content
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Giddyup Pony!!1
Awards
Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club
Level-capped
WoW Timeline
You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.
Flying Mount
WoW Timeline
I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!
Epic Mount
WoW Timeline
Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously
Mount
WoW Timeline
You have earned your first mount.
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
AVP Battle - Predator
Contests
Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
4th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Bow-Wow With a Bow (Wow!)
Holiday 2010
Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Pony
Holiday 2009
Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
4th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 4th Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
1st Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!
Oops... My Finger Slipped
Awards
You said this button does what?
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
Villain
Personality Quizzes
You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Casualty
Personality Quizzes
You make head wounds look good.
Antivillain
Personality Quizzes
Kill them with kindness.
Antihero
Personality Quizzes
You're a rebel with a cause.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Five Favorites 2012
Contests
You know what we like for 2012!
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Advance to Level 2
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album
Welcome to Level 1
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 1 Album
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Forgotten Soul
Special Events
Ooh, shiney!
Reusable Parts
Special Events
Better luck next time.