Banana Phone Man
Member Since: 19 May 2009
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2010 Summer E GamesI chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
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Personality QuizzesYou do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Quiz AwardsAced the BioShock quiz
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Genre Wars"Veni, vidi, vici."
Cinco de Quizo
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Make Yourself At Home
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Genre Wars"Surrender Monkey!"
Apocalypse LaneWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Apocalypse LaneWatched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Game Over, Man
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The Time is Now
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When Gamerz Attack
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Back 2 The 80s
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Doomsday ArcadeWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
And Yet, The Armadillo
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Holiday 2009Can it be?? Under the tree? A real live PONEE?!!
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Master of Blinking
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Two Bits o' Quiz
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An Open Book
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Starring Mike Patton
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Personality QuizzesSolo is for suckers
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Personality QuizzesA hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
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Shurikens and Lightning
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Extra CreditsCommented on an episode of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsIt's all about the music
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Junior Game Designer
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