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F Is for Freak
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E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012A fire djinn is the worst kind.
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A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012We are not alone.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012Who wasn't scared of that thing?
Personality QuizzesMilord! I-I mean Master!
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
I'll Cut You
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Double, double toil and trouble
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Not So Boring
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Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
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K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
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Kill All Meatbags
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I Can Has Friend?
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Everybody Loves Good Androids
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Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
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No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz AwardsFate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Triple C***** Hooker
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It's Not Always About The Destination
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Quiz AwardsChristmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
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Dog's Best Friend
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All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
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The Dead Are Walking
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And Yet, The Armadillo
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Backup Dancer Zombie
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House of Wrynn
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Royal Family of Edenia
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Stolen PixelsHas read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
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Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
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I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
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Know Thine Escapists
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Personality Quizzes"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
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The Misfit Toys
Personality QuizzesYou're The Misfit Toys! You exist.
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesMmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesLisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
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JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
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Worship the Snake Thing
JimquisitionThe only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
JimquisitionIt's the only way to be sure.
Quiz AwardsAlways know your enemy.
Brotherhood Of Mutants
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Personality QuizzesIt's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Personality QuizzesYou are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.
Quiz AwardsIt's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Quiz AwardsSO CUTE
The Dread Lich Val-Kul-Apak
Quiz AwardsReally quite friendly if you get to know him
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CommunityMember of 15 user groups
Game of the Year 2014Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Drawn to Horror
Halloween 2015All about the scary comics
My Costume is Ready
Halloween 2015You're keeping up with Halloween
Power Level Quiz - Goku
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Zootopia - Try Everything
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The Force is Strong
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Personality QuizzesThere is no death, there is the Force
Quiz AwardsRocket jump? That sounds dangerous