Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

Earned the Demon Hunter result.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Earned the "White Magic" Result

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

Doesn't it look futuristic?

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

So terribly tortured inside.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

You want to shoot things.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Aced the Oscars quiz

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has won a battle

Has fought 1 battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has been added as a friend.

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

"Crush your enemies!"

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Solo is for suckers

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Robe and hat not included.

Hit first, ask questions later.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Sonic unleashed on The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Someone got their sexy elf on in The Escapist Show

Member of 1 User Group

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Bleep bloop!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Not the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Earned the Squall Trooper Result

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the Millennium Falcon result

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Earned the "Green Magic" Result

Earned the Chupacabra Result

You know games are meant to be modified.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Earned the Moya result

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Earned the Serenity result

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

No one will see you coming.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

The Force is strong with you.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

We are not alone.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

All hail the Dark Lord of Christmas!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Has completed 75 quizzes

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz

Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

We're iron mongers, we make weapons.

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

You're right. This is just the beginning.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

Mein Führer! I can walk!

I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

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Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

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