Founder of User Group with 100 members

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Founder of User Group with 25 members

Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

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Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

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Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

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Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Member of 1 User Group

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

You only play really Important games.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Clicky, not Mickey

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Both stylish and delicious.

Member of 15 user groups

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

You've got mail!

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

May want to stretch first.

Before Jaws, there was you!

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Power is Life

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

Space pirates beware!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Do a barrel roll!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Has completed 75 quizzes

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned the Demon Hunter result.

Earned the Chupacabra Result

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're a well traveled gamer!

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Voted for Borderlands 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

You know what we like for 2012!

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

With great vengeance and furious anger.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You most want to play Alien: Isolation, from Creative Assembly, in 2014.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Take me to the crush!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

I'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.

Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Took the Critical Miss quiz

You completed the Do You Even MOBA, Bro? Quiz