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BlackIronGuardian
Member Since: 26 Dec 2008
Last Active: Jun 11, 2016 13:24
Great Old Cuddler
Holiday 2009
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Voting Maniac 2009
Special Events
I voted in every 2009 March Mayhem match-up!
Frozen
Personality Quizzes
It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
Up Your Sleeve
Halloween Party!
Got the Good Ending in POTA2
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
ZP Mashup
Contests
The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Spartan
Genre Wars
"This is SPARTA!"
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Glorious
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles without the loss of a complete army
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Financier
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 25,000 treasure
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Always Running
The Escapist Show
Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Rest In
Halloween Party!
Got the Bad Ending in POTA2
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Diva
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Spider's Bite
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Black Widow result
Kill All Meatbags
Personality Quizzes
Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein F├╝hrer! I can walk!
Silas Burr
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Game Over
Doomsday Arcade
Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Ultimate Badass
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Private Hudson result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Scariest Badge Ever
Halloween 2015
You know the scariest things ever imagined