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BlindChance
Member Since: 8 Sep 2009
Last Active: Nov 26, 2016 07:02
+1 Badge of Mental Might
Awards
I survived The Escapist's first ever Puzzle Adventure!!
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
User Group Member
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Member of 1 User Group
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Weekly Warrior
Content
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Spy Tryouts
Contests
I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
The Witch Watch
Contests
You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Company Travel
Extra Credits
Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Lead Designer
Extra Credits
Watched all episodes of Extra Credits
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Puppy
Holiday 2009
Now name him something tough so he doesn't get picked on at school.
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Bowser
Personality Quizzes
Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Green (Poisonous) Thumb
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Dracula
Quiz Awards
Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Loyal Servant Until The End
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.
“Mirage” is My Middle Name
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Scar
Personality Quizzes
You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Spider's Bite
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Black Widow result
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Yay Friendship!
Personality Quizzes
What's "grizzled" mean?
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
I'd like to thank the Academy...
Quiz Awards
Aced the Oscars quiz
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
Quiz Awards
Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Kind of Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
Ape Henchman
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
It's Not Always About The Destination
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Gort
Quiz Awards
You took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Robot Attack
Quiz Awards
You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Murder of Crows
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Murder of Crows Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Butcher
Personality Quizzes
And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand ... I simply am not there.
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz Awards
He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Coffee Bean
Quiz Awards
Hey! What's up? Who's that? Hey! Didja see that thing? What thing? Whoa! Lions!
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
I Am the One Who Knocks
Quiz Awards
I'm not the one in danger. I AM THE DANGER.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Pierce Washington
Quiz Awards
Communications Director
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Yahtzee's Hat
Quiz Awards
He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz Awards
You sure know your cosplay!
Neutral Batman
Personality Quizzes
It's a good tonic, altruism.
Katniss Everdeen
Quiz Awards
You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
NES
Personality Quizzes
You rock the platformers.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
Quiz Awards
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Voted - Final Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.
Jack Frost
Personality Quizzes
You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Ultimate Badass
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Private Hudson result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Sherlock
Quiz Awards
Say Benedict Cumberbatch five times fast.
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Dragon Age: Inquisition, from BioWare, in 2014.
Sunflower
Quiz Awards
I'M HELPING
Just like a Thief
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed The Heist.
Eric Cartman
Personality Quizzes
I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Kermit the Frog
Personality Quizzes
It's not easy being green.
Peaceful Angel
Quiz Awards
There there, you're just the happy angel.
Angel of Paradise
Quiz Awards
Good, bad, you're the Angel with the sword.
Sansa Stark
Personality Quizzes
The storybook prince turned in to a monster, and you're still reeling from it.
Hail HYDRA
Quiz Awards
Always know your enemy.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
What?
Personality Quizzes
I'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.
The Hound
Personality Quizzes
Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.
Destroy All Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Mordesh
Personality Quizzes
Intellectual. Morose. Decomposing.
Dixit
Personality Quizzes
A storyteller's job is never done
Disney Hercules
Quiz Awards
You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
Donatello
Personality Quizzes
COWABUNGA!
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Award Nominee
Quiz Awards
You made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.
Senior Citizen
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
Sunglasses!
Quiz Awards
Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Settler
Quiz Awards
Press B to found a city.
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Passed Varric's Dragon Age Test
Quiz Awards
"You know your stuff." He grudgingly admits.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!