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Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
CommunityHas added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
An Arcane Intellect
Quiz AwardsYou're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!
Personality QuizzesYou attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
Halloween Party!You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!
Up Your Sleeve
Halloween Party!Got the Good Ending in POTA2
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Genre WarsHas won a battle
Genre WarsHas fought 1 battle
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
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Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
Holiday 2009They're small and magnetic and FUN! Do not swallow.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
You Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend.
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Personality QuizzesThe outdoors will not defeat you - unless it tries really, really hard.
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz AwardsYou're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Personality QuizzesArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
ContentHas read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Personality QuizzesScientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Personality QuizzesThere's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
CommunityThere are some things you just love to hate.
Personality QuizzesThe very definition of Nerd Power.
User Group Member
CommunityMember of 1 User Group
Personality QuizzesYou never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
Personality QuizzesWe're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
Personality QuizzesYou have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Mysterious Rival
Personality QuizzesWhose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Personality QuizzesOf course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
A Mouse for Your House
Holiday 2010Clicky, not Mickey
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz AwardsAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsHas completed 50 quizzes.
Quiz AwardsEveryone's favorite bloodsucking freak
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
I Can Has Friend?
CommunityHas added a friend!
Personality QuizzesWhy can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Personality QuizzesYou are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Personality QuizzesAll you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Extra CreditsCommented on an episode of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsWould you like another pellet?
Extra CreditsAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
Extra CreditsIt's all about the music
Extra CreditsFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra CreditsWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
Hitting the Presses
ContentHas read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Here Come the Drums
Quiz AwardsEarned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Extra CreditsWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality QuizzesEarned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Not Dead Yet
Personality QuizzesEarned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
Personality QuizzesRemember, five second fuses burn down in three!
CommunityI took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality QuizzesWhy are you in a pear tree, anyway?
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz AwardsHas completed 75 quizzes
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Loch Ness Monster's Ancestor
Personality QuizzesBefore Jaws, there was you!
Personality QuizzesWe Do What We Must, Because We Can
Pick Your Path AwardsThe bears thought you were delicious.
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path AwardsIt's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Pick Your Path AwardsYou've lost your best and only friend...
Prince of Madness
Pick Your Path AwardsCats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!
Pick Your Path AwardsMeep, Merp, Muuu!
By the Goddess!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
All About The Credits
Personality QuizzesEarned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Personality QuizzesBleep bloop!
Personality QuizzesSpace pirates beware!
Quiz AwardsGod of jokes, riddles and pranks!
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz AwardsCrafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
It's Not Easy Being Green
Personality QuizzesEarned the Hulk result
These Are the Voyages...
Personality QuizzesEarned the USS Enterprise
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality QuizzesMostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
Quiz AwardsCompleted the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Taking It Easy
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Follow the Light
Personality QuizzesEarned the "White Magic" Result
Personality QuizzesEarned the Jersey Devil Result
Personality QuizzesEarned the Oracle result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz AwardsYou've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Science Fiction Movie Expert
Quiz AwardsIf it's got aliens, space, and tons of weirdness, you've seen it. Twice.
Quiz AwardsYou're a well traveled gamer!
Elementary, My Dear Spellcaster
Personality QuizzesEarned the Elementalist result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Not So Boring
Personality QuizzesYou're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz AwardsCongratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Personality QuizzesNo one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz AwardsReward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Quiz AwardsWhen there's no more room in hell...
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality QuizzesKilling is an art. And I am a Master.
It's a Wonderful Life
Personality QuizzesEarned the Kochanski result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Personality QuizzesThe Force is strong with you.
Personality QuizzesEarned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Quiz AwardsIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Personality QuizzesThey stole it from us. My precious.
Quiz AwardsTime is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
“My Dear Corvo…”
Game of the Year 2012Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Quiz AwardsChristmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz AwardsHappiness is a warm puppy
Quiz AwardsAny tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Quiz AwardsYou have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Quiz AwardsYou've Seen Movies
Quiz AwardsYou Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz AwardsYou have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Quiz AwardsI have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsYou may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Quiz AwardsI have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Quiz AwardsYou've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz AwardsYou've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz AwardsThe Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz AwardsYou've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big Daddy
Quiz AwardsYou've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
WarCryGoing to any page on WarCry.com
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz AwardsButtercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Devil's Kiss Vigor
Quiz AwardsLife will go on, we will prevail.
Quiz AwardsListen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Personality QuizzesI am all powerful! Your new Master!
Quiz AwardsThe Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
Quiz AwardsI'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Quiz AwardsOnce a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Personality QuizzesLook out! It's a monster!
Quiz AwardsAlright, let's do this!
Quiz AwardsMy powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz AwardsI'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Quiz AwardsI'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Quiz AwardsMy haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Quiz AwardsWith great vengeance and furious anger.
Quiz AwardsMein Führer! I can walk!
Personality QuizzesVladof's time has come!
Personality QuizzesAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Personality QuizzesNothin's over while I'm breathin'
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz AwardsHe spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Personality QuizzesI earned the Lady Deathstrike result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz AwardsI am videogame royalty.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz AwardsEating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsI've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Quiz AwardsAssistant to Special Liaison Odekar
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsIf you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Quiz AwardsYou may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Quiz AwardsBiggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz AwardsHey! Where'd it go?
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz AwardsTook the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Personality Quizzes"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz AwardsYou took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz AwardsYou sure know your cosplay!
Personality QuizzesThe constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Personality QuizzesAka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.
Quiz AwardsYou would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Quiz AwardsZeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Personality QuizzesMaking mothers proud.
Quiz AwardsYou are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Quiz AwardsYou are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz AwardsThis house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
Quiz AwardsYou throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013Thanks for voting!
Personality QuizzesYou're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker
Get Away From Her, You Bitch!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Personality QuizzesYou know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Quiz AwardsI'M HELPING
Just like a Thief
Quiz AwardsYou successfully completed The Heist.
Personality QuizzesMmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
TARDIS Instruction Manual
Quiz AwardsParticipated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Kermit the Frog
Personality QuizzesIt's not easy being green.
Quiz AwardsThere there, you're just the happy angel.
Personality QuizzesThe sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
Quiz AwardsAlways know your enemy.
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Personality QuizzesI'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.
Personality QuizzesFuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.
Quiz AwardsDie, Allied schweinehund
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz AwardsYou completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Personality QuizzesYou've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
The Settlers of Catan
Personality QuizzesEveryday I'm settlin'
Personality QuizzesIt's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
Quiz AwardsIt's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Wait, Did I Skip Dinner Again?
Personality QuizzesIf you were a Sim, you'd somehow starve to death. Maybe you forgot to buy food?
Quiz AwardsSunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Quiz AwardsSO CUTE
Personality QuizzesCongrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Personality QuizzesWhat are you waiting for? Get going.
Quiz AwardsPress B to found a city.
Quiz AwardsThe end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Out of This World
Quiz AwardsYour space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.
You Survive! For a While, Anyway
Personality QuizzesThough you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz AwardsYou completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Game of the Year 2014I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Game of the Year 2014Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Water into Blood
Personality QuizzesMoses and Aaron did just as the LORD had commanded. He raised his staff in the presence of Pharaoh and his officials and struck the water of the Nile, and all the water was changed into blood.
Quiz AwardsThe Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
Quiz AwardsI finished this.
MScF: Master's of Science Fiction
Quiz AwardsYou've spent your entire life studying for this degree.
Quiz AwardsWhich Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?
Critical MissTook the Critical Miss quiz
Quiz AwardsYou ended up becoming the hunted instead… it happens.
Quiz AwardsCompleted the MLP Friendship quiz
Quiz AwardsCongrats! You’ve completed the G.O.A.T.! You're our newest fry cook!
Drawn to Horror
Halloween 2015All about the scary comics
Quiz AwardsMurr hurr mphuphurur hurr mph.
Quiz Awards[Sweating Intensifies]
Pokemôn Go - Team Rocket
Quiz AwardsPrepare for trouble...
Personality QuizzesPapi! Papi's Papi the Harpy!
Quiz AwardsFor the sake of our country, you've been chosen to di- I mean to serve.
Personality QuizzesThe Element of Loyalty