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Member Since: 20 Aug 2008
Last Active: Dec 16, 2016 02:13
Sergeant
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Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Revenge Solves Everything
Personality Quizzes
What do you do with a drunken whaler...
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Gimme Some Sugar
Quiz Awards
Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Mmm... Cheese!
Holiday 2010
Come and behold the power of cheese.
Fruitcake
Holiday 2009
It's fruit AND cake. It's like, good for you! You should definitely share.
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
Aced the BioShock quiz
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Spy Tryouts
Contests
I'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
AVP Battle - Predator
Contests
Death - up close and personal - join our AVP Battle!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Founder Lord
Community
Founder of User Group with 25 members
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
An Open Book
Quiz Awards
Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Goomba Minion
Personality Quizzes
Your Mario-Fu is so weak, you must be a Goomba. Watch for falling plumbers.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Hair-Trigger Tempers
Personality Quizzes
We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz Awards
Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
I Am Krogan!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Armed and Operational
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Star Destroyer result
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Gunzerker
Personality Quizzes
Guns, guns and more guns!
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Rage Zombie
Quiz Awards
DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
Kill All Meatbags
Personality Quizzes
Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
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You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz Awards
Your powers are no match for me silly billy.
Devil's Kiss
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Devil's Kiss Vigor
Whiplash
Personality Quizzes
There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.
Torgue
Personality Quizzes
NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!
Bandit
Personality Quizzes
SHOOTEMUP SHOOTEMUP! BANG BANG!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.