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You've got this villain thing down cold.

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Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has created a user profile.

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has set an avatar.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

You want to shoot things.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Has added a friend!

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Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Punch first, think later.

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When merely winning isn't enough.

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Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

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Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Would you like another pellet?

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

You said this button does what?

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition