It's the only way to be sure.

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

I'm not the one in danger. I AM THE DANGER.

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Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

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I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

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Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

The first time is always the best time.

I know what you're going to say.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Would you like another pellet?

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

It's all about the music

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Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.

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I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!

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