Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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I have always liked ... Cowabunga.

"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."

Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!

You are just a young girl, but you actually know a whole lot about being a strong, kind leader.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

You most want to play Alien: Isolation, from Creative Assembly, in 2014.

Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

Thanks for voting!

You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

Making mothers proud.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

The original hashashin.

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

Woo-oo!

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Look out! It's a monster!

Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing

Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

The Force is strong with you.

Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.

No one will see you coming.

You're pretty average.

Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.

Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.

Earned the "Mysterio" result

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Earned the Wizard result.

Earned the USS Enterprise

Earned the Captain America Result

Earned the Squall Trooper Result

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Do a barrel roll!

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Shiny!

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

People don't understand, you just want to help!

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

The bears thought you were delicious.

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

It's all about the music

You've got mail!

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Would you like another pellet?

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

So mopey...so sparkly.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has completed 75 quizzes

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

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Has fought 1 battle

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Member of 1 User Group

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.