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Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz AwardsGot 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
100,000 ZP Facebook Fans badge
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Zero PunctuationHas watched every Zero Punctuation
Zero PunctuationI know what you're going to say.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
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Forum AwardsOver 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
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Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Personality QuizzesArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Genre WarsHas earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
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Genre Wars"Surrender Monkey!"
Genre WarsHas won a battle
You Like Me!
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Genre WarsHas fought 1 battle
I Can Has Friend?
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Make Yourself At Home
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Holiday 2008Count to 10 and squeeze. So much better than power pellets.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
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CommunityWe won the Webby...because we rule!
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
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Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Quiz AwardsAced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
The Escapist ShowWatched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Apocalypse LaneWatched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
There Will Be BrawlWatched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
User Group Member
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Desert Bus Ticket
Special EventsI got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
CommunityHas added more than 10 friends.
Holiday 2009When it finally comes down, the individual with a non-corrosive culinary multi-tool will have the edge.
The Time is Now
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Doomsday ArcadeWatched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be BrawlWatched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
There Will Be BrawlWatched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be BrawlI watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
You Really Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend by 10 others.
Genre Wars"Crush your enemies!"
Genre Wars"See them driven before you!"
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
AVP Battle - Predator
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Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
I'd like to thank the Academy...
Quiz AwardsAced the Oscars quiz
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Contestsfor getting a BLUR beta key
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 10 different forums.
CommunityHas received and read messages from 10 people.
Doomsday ArcadeWatched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes Shoutout
Special EventsWho said that Rebecca Mayes is a talented artist for her album? I did, that's who.
An Open Book
Quiz AwardsAced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
User Group Bookmark
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Forum AwardsHas commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Personality QuizzesIf it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Best of the Best
Personality QuizzesAchievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
Personality QuizzesYou mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Personality QuizzesYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality QuizzesDon't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Snobbishness and Judgment
Personality QuizzesYou just know that the entire world is beneath you.
Hand of Fate
Special EventsThe fates have decided ... along with your help.
Geek to the Core
Personality QuizzesYou wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Personality Quizzes"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
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Personality QuizzesFor the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Personality QuizzesIt would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
ContentHas read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Personality QuizzesOf course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
Holiday 2010You sexy thing.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz AwardsAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
CommunityHas connected their twitter account to their user profile
March Mayhem 2011I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Personality QuizzesWhy can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Extra CreditsWould you like another pellet?
Extra CreditsAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
Extra CreditsYou've got mail!
Extra CreditsIt's all about the music
Extra CreditsFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra CreditsWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Extra CreditsThe cursed numbers of misfortune.
Extra CreditsThrice educated on games and learning.
Extra CreditsEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
Extra CreditsCommented on an episode of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsWatched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Extra CreditsWatched all episodes of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsGet all the other Extra Credits badges
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Here Come the Drums
Quiz AwardsEarned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
APU Scavenger Hunt
AMD Gaming EvolvedPerfection is not an accident.
The Killing Joke
Personality QuizzesEarned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz AwardsLong live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Pick Your Path AwardsThe bears thought you were delicious.
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
By the Goddess!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
You Will Know True Power
Personality QuizzesEarned the Collectors result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Personality QuizzesBleep bloop!
A Year of Miracles
Special EventsCelebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality QuizzesEarned the Iron Man result
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Wizard result.
Quiz AwardsCompleted the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Knowledge is Power
Personality QuizzesEarned the "Blue Magic" Result
Death is Only the Beginning
Personality QuizzesEarned the "Black Magic" Result
The Doctor Is In
Personality QuizzesEarned the "Doc Octopus" result.
Personality QuizzesLock 'em down, shoot 'em up.
XCOM: The BeginningYOU are the enemy unknown.
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The BeginningParticipated in the XCOM Community Event!
XCOM: The BeginningHas fought 1 battle
It's A-Me, Ezio!
Personality QuizzesI'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.
You've Got to Laugh, Haven't You?
Personality QuizzesEarned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
My Evil Pony
Personality QuizzesEarned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
“My Dear Corvo…”
Game of the Year 2012Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Quiz AwardsChristmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz AwardsHappiness is a warm puppy
Professor of Canine Studies
Quiz AwardsYou've got plenty of bark and bite to go around.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz AwardsYou've survived the impossible character quiz.
Quiz AwardsYou've assassinated the character quiz.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsHas completed 50 quizzes.
Quiz AwardsYou have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Quiz AwardsYou've seen horrific things and lived.
Quiz AwardsI have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Quiz AwardsYou took the Sci-Fi Quiz and demolished it.
Miracle of Goats
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ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz AwardsYou've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big Daddy
Quiz AwardsYou've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz AwardsWhen you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Gimme Some Sugar
Quiz AwardsOld double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Possession Vigor
Personality QuizzesI am all powerful! Your new Master!
Quiz AwardsThe Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
Quiz AwardsI'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Quiz AwardsOnce a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Quiz AwardsAlright, let's do this!
Quiz AwardsMy powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz AwardsI'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Quiz AwardsI'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Quiz AwardsMy haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Quiz AwardsWith great vengeance and furious anger.
Quiz AwardsMein Führer! I can walk!
Quiz AwardsIt's a me, in 3D.
Quiz AwardsThe best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Personality QuizzesIn the heat of battle, there are only two things you can count on: your gut, and your Dahl equipment.
Personality QuizzesVladof's time has come!
Personality QuizzesAll work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Personality QuizzesAnd though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand ... I simply am not there.
Personality QuizzesIt's Morphin' time!
Personality QuizzesThere are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Personality QuizzesI earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Quiz AwardsI am videogame royalty.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz AwardsEating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsI've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
I Am the One Who Knocks
Quiz AwardsI'm not the one in danger. I AM THE DANGER.
Quiz AwardsAssistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsIf you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Quiz AwardsWhat chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
Quiz AwardsBiggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Quiz AwardsClouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz AwardsHey! Where'd it go?
Quiz AwardsThe most important part of Grand Theft Auto V.
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz AwardsTook the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz AwardsYou bet I do!
Quiz AwardsHe doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz AwardsHas completed 75 quizzes
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz AwardsYou took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz AwardsYou sure know your cosplay!
Personality QuizzesThe constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Personality QuizzesWhen he finally loses it, will he know?
Personality QuizzesEven murderous assassins can be suave.
WarCryGoing to any page on WarCry.com
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Completed
Quiz AwardsCongratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!
Ender's Game Knowledge Quiz Perfection
Quiz AwardsA perfect score? The International Fleet will be in touch.
Quiz AwardsYou have taken the Xbox quiz
Quiz AwardsYou have mastered the Xbox quiz
Quiz AwardsYou would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Personality QuizzesMaking mothers proud.
Quiz AwardsYou are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Quiz AwardsYou are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013Thanks for voting!
Personality QuizzesYou're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Quiz AwardsYou most want to play Thief, from Eidos Montreal, in 2014.
Quiz AwardsI'M HELPING
Quiz AwardsZombie killer extraordinaire
Just like a Thief
Quiz AwardsYou successfully completed The Heist.
Personality QuizzesDude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!
It begins. Survived Dark Souls II Quiz.
Quiz AwardsYou made it... for now.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesLisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Welcome to Level 1
Miracle of SoundSeen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 1 Album
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
But There's One They Fear...
Miracle of SoundIn their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!
Miracle of SoundTake me to the crush!
Journeyman God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
JimquisitionWatched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
JimquisitionIs your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
JimquisitionIt's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
JimquisitionThe only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
JimquisitionIt's the only way to be sure.
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz AwardsYou completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Quiz AwardsYou got every question right! You're ready to find all the world's mutants and save them from whatever.
Personality QuizzesYou've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Personality QuizzesOutcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.
The Settlers of Catan
Personality QuizzesEveryday I'm settlin'
Personality QuizzesYou really, really, really want to kill your adopted father.
Personality QuizzesCongrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Game of the Year 2014I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Game of the Year 2014Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014