You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

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Earned the Thor result

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Robe and hat not included.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Punch first, think later.

Has created a user profile.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Dude, it's a dinosaur on a shirt. Best. Present. EVAR.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Has set an avatar.

Has fought 1 battle

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

You are perfectly evolved to envelop the weak, a 10 foot cube of jelly that slides along dungeon corridors consuming all in your path.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Clicky, not Mickey

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Member of 1 User Group

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So mopey...so sparkly.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

It's all about the music

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

You've got mail!

Would you like another pellet?

Posted a comment using Facebook

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

The bears thought you were delicious.

You've lost your best and only friend...

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

More Human Than Human

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Earned the Oracle result.

Has added a friend!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition