Member Since: 21 Jun 2009
Holiday 2009Watch as I fly through the air and catch myself with my prehensile tail!
Holiday 2010Don't panic.
Personality QuizzesYou have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
Personality QuizzesArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click itWhatever you do, don't click here.
Forum AwardsCreated a thread with over 1,000 views.
Forum AwardsFor creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Forum AwardsOver 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
CommunityThere are some things you just love to hate.
Personality QuizzesThe very definition of Nerd Power.
Personality QuizzesYou'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Personality QuizzesA hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz AwardsHas completed 25 quizzes.
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesYou do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Personality QuizzesSolo is for suckers
Luigi, the Second Banana
Personality QuizzesYou never get top billing, but without you there's no "Mario Bros."
UnskippableWatched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Starring Mike Patton
UnskippableWatched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
UnskippableWatched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Stolen PixelsHas read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
And Yet, The Armadillo
UnskippableWatched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Quiz AwardsHas completed 10 quizzes.
ContentHas read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
UnskippableWatched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
The Escapist ShowWatched Red Alert on The Escapist Show
The Escapist ShowWatched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Special EventsCelebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 100 different topics.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 3 different forums.
You Like Me!
CommunityHas been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
CommunityHas added a friend!
Face With A Name
CommunityHas set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
CommunityHas created a user profile.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Personality QuizzesRobe and hat not included.
Personality QuizzesYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
User Group Member
CommunityMember of 1 User Group
Personality QuizzesYou listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Halloween Party!Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
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Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Quiz AwardsSo terribly tortured inside.
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 12 different months.
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsHas completed 50 quizzes.
Forum AwardsOver 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Personality QuizzesYou are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
CommunityThank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Zero PunctuationWitnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
Zero PunctuationThe first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero PunctuationWatched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Zero PunctuationKnows the depth of the soul of the poet
Zero PunctuationWatched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Zero PunctuationWatched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Personality QuizzesAll you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
ContentHas read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Extra CreditsYou've got mail!
Extra CreditsWatched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Extra CreditsThrice educated on games and learning.
Extra CreditsWould you like another pellet?
Extra CreditsAchievement Unlocked: Meta!
Extra CreditsIt's all about the music
Extra CreditsFree as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra CreditsWatched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Extra CreditsEarn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
ContestsWelcome to Columbia!
Quiz AwardsYou're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero PunctuationWatched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz AwardsEarned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Forum AwardsHas commented on over 1,000 different topics.
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality QuizzesEarned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Personality QuizzesRemember, five second fuses burn down in three!
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz AwardsHas completed 75 quizzes
Loch Ness Monster's Ancestor
Personality QuizzesBefore Jaws, there was you!
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Personality QuizzesEarned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Personality QuizzesSpace pirates beware!
Game of Thrones: Littlefingers
Quiz AwardsYou've seen a few episodes of the show, but had other things on your mind.
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Personality QuizzesEarned the Android Result
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality QuizzesEarned the Iron Man result
Personality QuizzesEarned the Jersey Devil Result
The Thrill of the Hunt
Personality QuizzesEarned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality QuizzesEarned the Catwoman result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz AwardsYou've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz AwardsYou're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
Quiz AwardsYou're a well traveled gamer!
Personality QuizzesYou induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz AwardsCongratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz AwardsReward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Quiz AwardsIn space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality QuizzesKilling is an art. And I am a Master.
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz AwardsYou know your way around a grimoire.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair
Quiz AwardsYou're the best hex in the west!
Quiz AwardsAw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Quiz AwardsShotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Quiz AwardsIn ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Personality QuizzesThey stole it from us. My precious.
Quiz AwardsAny tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Quiz AwardsYou have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Quiz AwardsYou've Seen Movies
Quiz AwardsYou Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz AwardsYou have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Quiz AwardsI have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz AwardsYou've survived the impossible character quiz.
Quiz AwardsYou have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Quiz AwardsYou've seen horrific things and lived.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz AwardsYou may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Alien InQUIZition Survivor
Quiz AwardsI've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.
Quiz AwardsI have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Quiz AwardsYou've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Force Choke Vader
Quiz AwardsYou've Force Choked The Star Wars Quiz
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz AwardsYou've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big Daddy
Quiz AwardsYou've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz AwardsButtercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Murder of Crows
Personality QuizzesEarned the Murder of Crows Vigor
Personality QuizzesI am all powerful! Your new Master!
Personality QuizzesVladof's time has come!
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Quiz AwardsYou would kill Cinna in the Hunger Games.
Quiz AwardsZeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Quiz AwardsThe Goddess of Cats is the Goddess of all the internet
Personality QuizzesYou rock the platformers.
Quiz AwardsYou are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013Thanks for voting!
Personality QuizzesEarned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesLisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
Apprentice God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
JimquisitionWatched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
JimquisitionWatched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
JimquisitionIs your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
JimquisitionIt's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
JimquisitionThe only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
JimquisitionIt's the only way to be sure.
Personality QuizzesYou are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.
Top 5 with Lisa FoilesHas watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Personality QuizzesCongrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Quiz AwardsThe end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Out of This World
Quiz AwardsYour space trivia knowledge truly is... out of this world.
Game of the Year 2014I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Game of the Year 2014Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Critical MissTook the Critical Miss quiz
Quiz AwardsIf God had wanted you to live, he would not have created me!
Forum AwardsHas posted in more than 10 different forums.
The Force is Strong
Personality QuizzesYou've completed the trials and discovered your allegiances.
Personality QuizzesThrough victory, my chains are broken
Quiz AwardsYou've taken the first step, at least.
Royal Blood of The Escapist
Forum AwardsBeing a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]
Quiz AwardsCheers, love! The cavalry?s here!