You...you've earned it.

You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Has added more than 100 friends.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club

Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

Founder of User Group with 25 members

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Who says ceremonial assassination can't be festive?

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Member of 1 User Group

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has added more than 10 friends.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Has set an avatar.

Has been added as a friend.

Has added a friend!

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has fought 1 battle

Has created a user profile.

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Member of 15 user groups

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Solo is for suckers

Who has time to finish games?

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Robe and hat not included.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

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Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Stay away from da voodoo.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Doesn't it look futuristic?

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

So terribly tortured inside.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

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Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Shiny!

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

The bears thought you were delicious.

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

You've lost your best and only friend...

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Bleep bloop!

Om nom nom nom!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Earned the Android Result

Earned the Iron Man result

Earned the Captain America Result

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Earned the Barbarian Result

What's "grizzled" mean?

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the Loch Ness Monster result

Was featured in an Escapist Community Spotlight

Voted for Dishonored for 2012’s Game of the Year!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I am videogame royalty.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition