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Clive Howlitzer
Member Since: 27 Jan 2011
Last Active: Sep 28, 2018 03:26
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Dragon
Personality Quizzes
Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Undead
Personality Quizzes
Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
The Pretentionist
Personality Quizzes
You only play really Important games.
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Secretive Lady
Personality Quizzes
Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Dabbler
Personality Quizzes
You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
The Simulant
Personality Quizzes
More real than real.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz Awards
Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Always in the Dark
Quiz Awards
Earned the Vashta Nerada result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Bark at the Moon
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Maid-a-Milking
Personality Quizzes
Got milk?
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Death from Above
Personality Quizzes
Fly the prehistoric skies!
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Go for the Optics, Chiktikka!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
I Am Krogan!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Enkindle This!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Robot
Personality Quizzes
Bleep bloop!
Bug
Personality Quizzes
How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
Orc!
Personality Quizzes
Zug zug!
Zombie
Personality Quizzes
Brains are the name of the game.
Link!
Personality Quizzes
He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Android Result
Spider's Bite
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Black Widow result
Fists of Fury
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monk result.
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
The Doctor Is In
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.
All-Seeing, All-Knowing
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Oracle result.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
I Am Your Shield; I Am Your Sword
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Guardian result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Ape Henchman
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Not Enough Gun
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Borderlands 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Walker
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You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Captain James T. Kirk
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You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
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You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz Awards
Your powers are no match for me silly billy.
M.O.D.O.K.
Personality Quizzes
Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leon Kennedy
Personality Quizzes
You're right. This is just the beginning.
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Mad Max
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Septim Dynasty
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
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Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz Awards
You sure know your cosplay!
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
PS4
Personality Quizzes
Shiny. So. Shiny.
Atari 2600
Personality Quizzes
Because Asteroids.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
The Misfit Toys
Personality Quizzes
You're The Misfit Toys! You exist.
Jack Frost
Personality Quizzes
You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker
Stay Frosty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Social Guru
Facebook
Posted Facebook comments on more than 100 pieces of content
Hershel Valentine
Personality Quizzes
You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
TARDIS Instruction Manual
Quiz Awards
Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Kermit the Frog
Personality Quizzes
It's not easy being green.
Daenerys Targaryen
Personality Quizzes
You are just a young girl, but you actually know a whole lot about being a strong, kind leader.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Tywin Lannister
Personality Quizzes
Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.
Classic Wolfenstein
Quiz Awards
Die, Allied schweinehund
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Human
Personality Quizzes
Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.
Rocket Raccoon
Personality Quizzes
Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.
Senior Citizen
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Died Trying
Quiz Awards
You ended up becoming the hunted instead… it happens.
Vault Resident
Quiz Awards
Congrats! You’ve completed the G.O.A.T.! You're our newest fry cook!
Sean Connery
Quiz Awards
The things I do for England.
My Costume is Ready
Halloween 2015
You're keeping up with Halloween
Asriel
Quiz Awards
Howdy, hey are you there? It's me, your best friend.
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Power Level Quiz - Saitama
Quiz Awards
One punch wonder, That's what they call me