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Colonel Joson
Member Since: 20 Apr 2008
Last Active: Sep 25, 2018 20:59
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
The Prince of Puzzlers
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Thieves Like To Sneak
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Zombie
Personality Quizzes
Brains are the name of the game.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
You've Got to Laugh, Haven't You?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
True Master of Illusions
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Mysterio" result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
My God, It's Full Of Stars
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Discovery One
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Android Result
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
Samus Aran!
Personality Quizzes
Space pirates beware!
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
All About The Credits
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Tyrell Corporation
Personality Quizzes
More Human Than Human
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Not Dead Yet
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
Two Heads Are Better Than One
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Sontar HA!
Quiz Awards
Earned the Sontaran result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Captain Hook
Personality Quizzes
You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Dragon
Personality Quizzes
Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Edward
Quiz Awards
So mopey...so sparkly.
Michael Jackson's Glove
Holiday 2010
Not for use while gaming.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Night Elf
Personality Quizzes
Who wants to live forever?
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Comic Relief
Personality Quizzes
With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Hair-Trigger Tempers
Personality Quizzes
We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Pac-Man Ghosts
Personality Quizzes
Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
Watchman
Personality Quizzes
You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
The Boy Who Lived
Quiz Awards
You could face Voldemort all by yourself!
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
God Mode
Quiz Awards
You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Vampyre Shyv
Holiday 2009
Something to cull those wanton feelings at dusk.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Lazer Cat
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
The Time is Now
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Snowflake
Holiday 2008
You are a unique and special snowflake, just like everyone else.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Necromorph
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Mad Max
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Feral and Ferocious
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Katniss Everdeen
Quiz Awards
You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Rick Grimes Valentine
Personality Quizzes
The world was already in bad shape when we met.
Just like a Thief
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed The Heist.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Cade Yeager
Quiz Awards
I think we just found a Transformer!
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Evil Dead Wannabe
Halloween 2015
Likes Evil Dead-like movies
Rarity
Personality Quizzes
The Element of Generosity