Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

I'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

There there, you're just the happy angel.

I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.

Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

It's a me, in 3D.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Mine's Claire. Claire Redfield. I came to find my brother Chris.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You are the scariest letter.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

They stole it from us. My precious.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

The Force is strong with you.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the Catwoman result.

Earned the "Venom" result.

Earned the "White Magic" Result

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Maximum grizzledness!

Earned the Wizard result.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Thor result

The first time is always the best time.

You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.

You've seen a few episodes of the show, but had other things on your mind.

Zug zug!

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future

You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

It's all about the music

You've got mail!

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Thrice educated on games and learning.

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

I know what you're going to say.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Both stylish and delicious.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

The Light justifies the means.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

You're not a master yet, but you're learning.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Robe and hat not included.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Two tails, no waiting.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

You make ass-kicking an art form.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

You find these pair nicely with your giant package of underpants.

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