Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Shiny!

Posted a comment using Facebook

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has set an avatar.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Has been added as a friend.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

With great vengeance and furious anger.

It's a me, in 3D.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Has created a user profile.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.

You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

I finished this.