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Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has added more than 100 friends.

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Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

For hanging on walls, or wearing if it's a good party.

Has been added as a friend by 50 others.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added a friend!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has been added as a friend.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

"Surrender Monkey!"

Has won more than one battle consecutively

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

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Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Founder of User Group with 25 members

Founder of User Group with 100 members

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Member of 15 user groups

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

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Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Founder of User Group with 225 members

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Save versus Fourth Edition.

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

"Crush your enemies!"

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Did some serious pony primping

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

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Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Solo is for suckers

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

You just know that the entire world is beneath you.

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Hit first, ask questions later.

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Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Don't panic.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Welcome to Columbia!

Posted a comment using Facebook

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

Shiny!

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Computer Psychologist

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the SSV Normandy result

When there's no more room in hell...

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Earned the Bucking Bronco Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

We're iron mongers, we make weapons.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

Press Secretary

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Take me to the crush!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

You read the very first This is How We Do It!

Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.