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DarkhoIlow
Member Since: 31 Dec 2009
Last Active: Jun 20, 2016 00:20
Anime Aficionado
Quiz Awards
Perfect score on the Name That Anime Quiz.
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Riley
Quiz Awards
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Septim Dynasty
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Yahtzee's Hat
Quiz Awards
He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.
Merc with a Mouth
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Star-Lord
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
It Is a Good Day To Die!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Warrior result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Barbarian Rage!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Barbarian Result
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
It's A-Me, Ezio!
Personality Quizzes
I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.
Connor Kenway
Quiz Awards
You've assassinated the character quiz.
An End, Once And For All
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Mass Effect 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Gunzerker
Personality Quizzes
Guns, guns and more guns!
Big Bad Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
I Am Krogan!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz Awards
Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Scar
Personality Quizzes
You're the kind of bad guy Shakespeare would write if he was a giraffe.
Do Things By The Book
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Ogre
Personality Quizzes
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
Aced the BioShock quiz
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
The Boy Who Lived
Quiz Awards
You could face Voldemort all by yourself!
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Yep, It Was Easy
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Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
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Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Bow-Wow With a Bow (Wow!)
Holiday 2010
Give him a smoochie. You know you want to.
The Tough Guy
Personality Quizzes
Punch first, think later.
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Irrationality
Personality Quizzes
Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Bear Food
Personality Quizzes
You should probably just stay indoors and hope for the best.
Kobold
Personality Quizzes
Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz Awards
Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality Quizzes
Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Four Eyes, Literally
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Enkindle This!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
You Will Know True Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Collectors result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Link!
Personality Quizzes
He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Fargus!
Quiz Awards
You're as clever as a court jester.
Game of Thrones: Arya
Quiz Awards
You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Yay Friendship!
Personality Quizzes
What's "grizzled" mean?
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality Quizzes
Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
The Thrill of the Hunt
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Kraven the Hunter" result.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
Boredom Personified
Personality Quizzes
You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
The Infected
Quiz Awards
Going to need some heavy duty antibiotics for this one.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Ape Henchman
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Necromorph
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Isaac Clarke
Quiz Awards
You've seen horrific things and lived.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
Dapper Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
Taken the Daryl Dixon quiz and finished it without a scratch.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Charge
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Charge Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Beggar
WarCry
Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com
Vladof
Personality Quizzes
Vladof's time has come!
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Power Loader
Personality Quizzes
Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!
Zord
Personality Quizzes
It's Morphin' time!
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz Awards
He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
I Am the One Who Knocks
Quiz Awards
I'm not the one in danger. I AM THE DANGER.
Pierce Washington
Quiz Awards
Communications Director
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Michonne
Personality Quizzes
"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz Awards
You sure know your cosplay!
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Ezio
Personality Quizzes
Even murderous assassins can be suave.
Lightning Strikes
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cole MacGrath result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Xbox Aficionado
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Xbox quiz
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Bastet
Quiz Awards
The Goddess of Cats is the Goddess of all the internet
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Jack Frost
Personality Quizzes
You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker
Smartgun Operator
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Private Drake result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Titanfall
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.
Rick Grimes Valentine
Personality Quizzes
The world was already in bad shape when we met.
Just like a Thief
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed The Heist.
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Daenerys Targaryen
Personality Quizzes
You are just a young girl, but you actually know a whole lot about being a strong, kind leader.
Hail HYDRA
Quiz Awards
Always know your enemy.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Gwen Stacy
Personality Quizzes
"Don't be dead, Gwen - I don't want you to be dead!"
Destroy All Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Classic Wolfenstein
Quiz Awards
Die, Allied schweinehund
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Cade Yeager
Quiz Awards
I think we just found a Transformer!
Human
Personality Quizzes
Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.
Ceasar
Personality Quizzes
Caesar is home.
Disney Hercules
Quiz Awards
You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
Michelangelo
Personality Quizzes
Bodacious!
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Award Nominee
Quiz Awards
You made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Survivor
Personality Quizzes
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Pre-Sequel Handsome Jack
Personality Quizzes
Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Water into Blood
Personality Quizzes
Moses and Aaron did just as the LORD had commanded. He raised his staff in the presence of Pharaoh and his officials and struck the water of the Nile, and all the water was changed into blood.
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
Thrall
Quiz Awards
Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?