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DavidTheWise
Member Since: 27 Oct 2009
Last Active: May 3, 2018 21:28
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Phaser
Holiday 2010
Zomgphaserspewpew!!1
With Confusion: I Am Not An 'Eeyore'
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Elcor result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
It's-a You! Mario!
Personality Quizzes
You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hammer
Personality Quizzes
For when every problem in Hyrule looks like a nail.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
The Pretentionist
Personality Quizzes
You only play really Important games.
The Elder Scrolls: Adventurer
Quiz Awards
You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.
Motormouth
Zero Punctuation
Has watched every Zero Punctuation
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
The Penguin Flies Ever Alone
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
The Elder Scrolls: Emperor
Quiz Awards
Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
My God, It's Full Of Stars
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Discovery One
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Do Not Cross a Man With Nothing to Lose
Personality Quizzes
Maximum grizzledness!
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
True Master of Illusions
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Mysterio" result
Do Things By The Book
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Thieves Like To Sneak
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thief result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession Quiz.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Kind of Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Ah yes, "Reapers"...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Turian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Commando
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Everybody Loves Good Androids
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Kryten result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
WarCry Beggar
WarCry
Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Matt Miller
Quiz Awards
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Sheogorath
Quiz Awards
Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears.
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
The Three Amigos
Miracle of Sound
Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Mastered Level 4
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 4 Album
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
March Mayhem 2015
March Mayhem 2014
You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.