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Ask me about my banhammer

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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

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Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

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Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Has completed 10 quizzes.

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Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

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Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

You've been following the Michaels since the videogame Armageddon began.

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Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

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Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Has been added as a friend by 100 others.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

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Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

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Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

You've uncovered the 1st Game of Christmas of 2011!

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Member of 15 user groups

An NPC Elite Mob has spawned!

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Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

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Who wasn't scared of that thing?

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The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Snake result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

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Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

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