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Dire Sloth
Member Since: 23 Jun 2012
Last Active: Jun 8, 2016 23:34
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
On Fire
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Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Hot Topic
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Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Excellent Topic!
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For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
I Solve Practical Problems
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Gunzerker
Personality Quizzes
Guns, guns and more guns!
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nightwing result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Iron Man result
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Virus Zombie
Quiz Awards
Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
You've Got to Laugh, Haven't You?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
Casualty
Personality Quizzes
You make head wounds look good.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
My Evil Pony
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Christmas Elf
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Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
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Happiness is a warm puppy
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Weapon Master
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Two Bits o' Quiz
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Has completed 25 quizzes.
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Necromorph
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Isaac Clarke
Quiz Awards
You've seen horrific things and lived.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Dangerous Daryl Dixon
Quiz Awards
The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Undertow
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Undertow Vigor
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Hyperion
Personality Quizzes
All non-Hyperion arms dealers will be forcibly relocated to Jackville.
Mechagodzilla
Personality Quizzes
Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
Silas Burr
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Royal Family of Edenia
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Ben King
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Chief of Staff
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Evil Batman
Personality Quizzes
Who else would kick a man for eating ice cream?
Finnick Odair
Quiz Awards
You would kill Finnick in the Hunger Games.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Butters Stotch
Personality Quizzes
I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Miss Piggy
Personality Quizzes
Moi's hair has natural curls. So does my tail.
Daenerys Targaryen
Personality Quizzes
You are just a young girl, but you actually know a whole lot about being a strong, kind leader.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
The Hound
Personality Quizzes
Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Human
Personality Quizzes
Outcasts. Renegades. Scruffy.
Cornelius
Personality Quizzes
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Dixit
Personality Quizzes
A storyteller's job is never done
Sunglasses!
Quiz Awards
Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
You Survive! For a While, Anyway
Personality Quizzes
Though you made it beyond the initial slaughter, you aren't quite wily enough to to emerge victorious.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Sarah Kerrigan, the Queen of Blades
Quiz Awards
Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz