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You bet I do!

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Adventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

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Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

You could face Voldemort all by yourself!

Has created a user profile.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Solo is for suckers

Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.

You want to shoot things.

More real than real.

Who has time to finish games?

If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.

You know games are meant to be modified.

You only play really Important games.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Has won a battle

Has won more than one battle consecutively

Has fought 10 battles

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has set an avatar.

Has fought 1 battle

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Not very scary, but deadly, just the same.

A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

For the most part you're a kind and decent person.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Member of 1 User Group

You have earned your first mount.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

Hit first, ask questions later.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

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Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.

You sexy thing.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

I know what you're going to say.

The first time is always the best time.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.

You've got mail!

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

Has completed 75 quizzes

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

More Human Than Human

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

The bears thought you were delicious.

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

Earned the Quarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Posted a comment using Facebook

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!

A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Earned the Millennium Falcon result

Earned the Monk result.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

When there's no more room in hell...

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

Earned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

You know your way around a grimoire.

You are the scariest letter.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

The Force is strong with you.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Snake result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Happiness is a warm puppy

You've got plenty of bark and bite to go around.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

Raptors rule!

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Vladof's time has come!

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Hey! Where'd it go?

He doesn't wear it much anymore, so you can borrow it.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Making mothers proud.

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Brightwing just wants to be your friend. Promise.