Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Ask me about my banhammer

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

This one gives you +1 awesomeness

Has added a friend!

Has set an avatar.

Has been added as a friend.

Has created a user profile.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Gamers are the new supermen.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Member of 1 User Group

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

We are not alone.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

You are the scariest letter.

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Correctly chose the winner of March Mayhem: Developers Showdown 2010

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Voted in every match-up in March Mayhem 2010

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn

Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

There are some things you just love to hate.

Two tails, no waiting.

Yeah, you're kind of a nerd. So what, isn't everybody?

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Robe and hat not included.

You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

There are only two things that could make this better...

The first time is always the best time.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Would you like another pellet?

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Welcome to Columbia!

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Judgment Day

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Space pirates beware!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!

Has added more than 10 friends.

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the USS Enterprise

Earned the Monk result.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Earned the "Lizard" result.

Earned the Oracle result.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Vigilo Confido

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Earned the Holly result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Has completed 75 quizzes

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Possession Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Experienced Day 1 of the Expo Showcase!

Experienced Day 2 of the Expo Showcase!

Experienced Day 3 of the Expo Showcase!

Experienced Day 4 of the Expo Showcase!

Experienced Day 5 of the Expo Showcase!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Alright, let's do this!

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?

With great vengeance and furious anger.

I earned the Magneto result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You bet I do!

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Making mothers proud.

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.

Earned the Lieutenant Gorman result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Take me to the crush!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

People have been swinging at me for years and they always seem to miss.

Caesar is home.

You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.

Which Heroes of the Storm Hero Am I?

Took the Critical Miss quiz

You voted in March Mayhem 2015. Making history one vote at a time.