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Elijah Newton
Member Since: 17 Sep 2008
Last Active: Feb 27, 2015 16:23
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Lead Designer
Extra Credits
Watched all episodes of Extra Credits
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Company Travel
Extra Credits
Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Towel
Holiday 2010
Don't panic.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Batteries
Holiday 2009
Holy cow BATTERIES! It's what I always wanted!
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Valentine's Day (Krazy4U)
Valentine's Day
This doesn't mean pyscho crazy or anything...just regular awesome crazy...which borderlines sugar-high crazy
BoingBoing WAR! Badge
Planetside WAR!
I've joined the WAR! for BoingBoing but here to hang!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Stress Ball
Holiday 2008
Count to 10 and squeeze. So much better than power pellets.
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Night Elf
Personality Quizzes
Who wants to live forever?
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Secretive Lady
Personality Quizzes
Don't worry about that - it's just a scratch.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
The Iceman Cometh
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Original Swamp Thing
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.
Partridge in a Pear Tree
Personality Quizzes
Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?
Death from Above
Personality Quizzes
Fly the prehistoric skies!
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Tyrell Corporation
Personality Quizzes
More Human Than Human
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
I'm a Professional
Personality Quizzes
Names are for friends, so I don't need one.
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
War Is Hell
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Spec Ops: The Line for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Robot Attack
Quiz Awards
You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Whiplash
Personality Quizzes
There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Power Loader
Personality Quizzes
Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Merc with a Mouth
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Royal Family of Hyrule
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Michonne
Personality Quizzes
"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz Awards
You sure know your cosplay!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Katniss Everdeen
Quiz Awards
You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Titanfall
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Hershel Valentine
Personality Quizzes
You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
TARDIS Instruction Manual
Quiz Awards
Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Arya Stark
Personality Quizzes
You're a rebellious girl and a fugitive with a keen revenge fantasy.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Oberyn Martell
Personality Quizzes
Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.
Classic Wolfenstein
Quiz Awards
Die, Allied schweinehund
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
Human
Personality Quizzes
You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.
Cade Yeager
Quiz Awards
I think we just found a Transformer!
Forbidden Island
Personality Quizzes
Why would you even go somewhere named that.
Disney Hercules
Quiz Awards
You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Decisions, Decisions
Game of the Year 2014
I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Loremaster
Quiz Awards
The Eagles are coming to invade this Hobbit Quiz!
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.