Claimed the exclusive PubClub pony in Horse Club

I heard you really, REALLY like them.

You're so smart, you must have been buffed by a Mage!

Long live the Emperor! You are an expert on all things The Elder Scrolls!

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

You have earned your first mount.

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Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz

Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.

Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

I know what you're going to say.

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

Has watched every Zero Punctuation

To celebrate the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Gamers are the new supermen.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

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There are some things you just love to hate.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

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I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF

Has earned more than 25,000 treasure

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

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Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has won a battle

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Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

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Has set an avatar.

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Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has earned more than 10,000 treasure

Has fought 1 battle

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Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Member of 1 User Group

Has added a friend!

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

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Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

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Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

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Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

The monsters mostly come out at night - mostly.

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

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Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

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The first time is always the best time.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

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Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Watched all the PAX Extra Credits coverage

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.

Watched all episodes of Extra Credits

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Poison Ivy result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

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Earned the Turian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Bleep bloop!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Space pirates beware!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz

Earned the Android Result

Earned the Iron Man result

Earned the Moya result

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the Jersey Devil Result

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Low level Bio-Organic Weapon, at your service.

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

You know your way around a grimoire.

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Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Earned the Horse result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Voted for World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've assassinated the character quiz.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Going to any page on WarCry.com

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

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I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.

Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

Aced the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!

And now... classical music meets seafood!

Small. Scrappy. Tree-Hugging.

Why would you even go somewhere named that.

You made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.

If you were a Sim, you'd somehow starve to death. Maybe you forgot to buy food?

You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!

I finished this.

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