You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.

The Light justifies the means.

You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.

You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.

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You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

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Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

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Spontaneity is important in life. You take it a little bit too far.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!

People don't understand, you just want to help!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

You make ass-kicking an art form.

Has won a battle

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

Has fought 1 battle

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has set an avatar.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has created a user profile.

You've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.

You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.

You want to shoot things.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.

You have earned your first mount.

Your mount is seriously epic. Seriously

I believe you can fly. In Azeroth!

You are the highest level that can be obtained. For now.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Robe and hat not included.

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

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Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Member of 1 User Group

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Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

If you've got it, flaunt it.

Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

So mopey...so sparkly.

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

You've got mail!

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

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Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.