Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

Created a topic with over 100,000 views.

What's "grizzled" mean?

Some people just want to watch the world have fun.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

I think, therefore I am

Congrats! You’ve completed the G.O.A.T.! You're our newest fry cook!

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you...

I?m a one-man apocalypse

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Earned the Iron Man result

Boop!

"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Earned the "White Magic" Result

A light from the shadow shall spring.

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Voted for Borderlands 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Robe and hat not included.

Om nom nom nom!

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

BWAAAAAAAGH!

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

It's KILL or be KILLED

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Lock 'em down, shoot 'em up.

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Chupacabra Result

You're as clever as a court jester.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Earned the Alfred Pennyworth result.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Has added a friend!

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've Seen Movies

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

I know what you're going to say.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

They stole it from us. My precious.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has been added as a friend.

Member of 1 User Group

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You rock the platformers.

You knuckleheads aien’t even worth the effort.

Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.

Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.

People have been swinging at me for years and they always seem to miss.

You've seen a few episodes of the show, but had other things on your mind.

Not the sharpest sword in the armory when it comes to Game of Thrones

You've read and seen most, if not all, of Game of Thrones.

Yoshi!

You lack imagination

Wonder if I have time to catch a hockey game

Children, behave

Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]