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EscapeGoat
Member Since: 20 Aug 2008
Last Active: May 10, 2020 19:15
Patron Saint of Oppression
Staff Awards
Ask me about my banhammer
Beta Chatter
Community
You know who will win in a fight between a T-Rex and a million kittens.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Post Went Silver
Community
Posted a response that was used for the Community Gallery of the Day
Oberyn Martell
Personality Quizzes
Seems I visited the Lannister brothel by mistake.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
On Fire
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 10,000 views.
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Ubermensch
Awards
Gamers are the new supermen.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Force Choke Vader
Quiz Awards
You've Force Choked The Star Wars Quiz
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
The Midnight Channel
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Persona 4 Golden for 2012’s Game of the Year!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
Game of Thrones: The Imp
Quiz Awards
Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Cat Box
Holiday 2009
Omigosh kitties MEW MEW!
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Founder Lord
Community
Founder of User Group with 25 members
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Valentine's Day (Stay Kewl)
Valentine's Day
Kewl as a cucumber, that is what my Dad always used to say. I guess he was hip to the jive before I was!
Ornament
Holiday 2008
Do not eat.
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Summer E Games - Legacy Battle 100%
Summer E Games
I voted in every Legacy Battle!
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Goomba Minion
Personality Quizzes
Your Mario-Fu is so weak, you must be a Goomba. Watch for falling plumbers.
Observer
Personality Quizzes
You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Lukewarm
Personality Quizzes
For the most part you're a kind and decent person.
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
The Dog from Duck Hunt
Personality Quizzes
He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.
Founder Prince
Community
Founder of User Group with 100 members
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Bad Luck
Personality Quizzes
You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.
Dabbler
Personality Quizzes
You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hot Chocolate
Holiday 2010
You sexy thing.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Beholder
Personality Quizzes
You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Don't Blink
Quiz Awards
Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
I Am Krogan!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Krogan result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Samus Aran!
Personality Quizzes
Space pirates beware!
Four Eyes, Literally
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Robot
Personality Quizzes
Bleep bloop!
Three-Horns Rock!
Personality Quizzes
Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
Aperture Science
Personality Quizzes
We Do What We Must, Because We Can
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz Awards
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
A Living Ship
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Moya result
Treasure Hunting is a Full-Time Job
Personality Quizzes
Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
It Is a Good Day To Die!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Warrior result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Gunzerker
Personality Quizzes
Guns, guns and more guns!
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
It's A-Me, Ezio!
Personality Quizzes
I'll make the sacrifice for the greater good.
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
Villain
Personality Quizzes
You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Doom Kitty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
King of the Turf
Contests
It's time for this gopher to make a stand!
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
WarCry Beggar
WarCry
Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com
Possession
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Possession Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Puff the Magic Dragon
Quiz Awards
I'm one of few dragons ever to have a song.
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Silas Burr
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Daventry
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Ben King
Quiz Awards
Chief of Staff
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Hershel Greene
Personality Quizzes
"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"
Cosplay Quiz Complete
Quiz Awards
You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!
Cosplay Quiz Perfection
Quiz Awards
You sure know your cosplay!
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Ezio
Personality Quizzes
Even murderous assassins can be suave.
Desmond
Personality Quizzes
Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.
Altair
Personality Quizzes
The original hashashin.
Connor
Personality Quizzes
Stab all them red coats.
Edward
Personality Quizzes
Pirate Assassin is quite the dual classing.
Keep Drifting
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Ring-winner
Quiz Awards
You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Santa
Personality Quizzes
You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!
Stay Frosty
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Corporal Hicks result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Wolfenstein: The New Order
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Wolfenstein: The New Order, from MachineGames, in 2014.
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
Kermit the Frog
Personality Quizzes
It's not easy being green.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Completed Level 3
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 3 Album
Advance to Level 2
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album
But There's One They Fear...
Miracle of Sound
In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Huh?
Personality Quizzes
Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.
Rhino
Personality Quizzes
"Nobody ever accused The Rhino of good manners."
Star-Lord
Personality Quizzes
It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.
ZZZZZZZap!
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd probably have a bad run in with some high voltage.
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
Sunglasses!
Quiz Awards
Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!
Survivor
Personality Quizzes
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Pre-Sequel Wilhelm
Personality Quizzes
I will rip out your spine and defecate on it!
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
Confused Spud
Quiz Awards
What in the hell. This makes no sense.
Royal Blood of The Escapist
Forum Awards
Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]