The very definition of Nerd Power.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You picked up a four-leaf clover and it wilted.

Big, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.

The Light justifies the means.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

You've got this villain thing down cold.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You should probably just stay indoors and hope for the best.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Why are you ALWAYS in another castle?

Member of 1 User Group

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Has fought 1 battle

Has won a battle

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Robe and hat not included.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Both stylish and delicious.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

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Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

You'll save the world once you remember who you are.

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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Falling room only.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

You are infinitely more intelligent than the pitiful creatures with only one eye.

Sure, you may not be able to kill much on your own, but your tribe is pretty vicious in great numbers.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

There are only two things that could make this better...

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

You've got mail!

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the Bride of Frankenstein result. Your hair, by the way, looks shockingly great.

Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!

We Do What We Must, Because We Can

Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future

Earned the Asari result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.

Earned the Iron Man result

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Earned the "Blue Magic" Result

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've seen horrific things and lived.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You're right. This is just the beginning.

Look out! It's a monster!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

It's Morphin' time!

Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made.

Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.

Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

I am videogame royalty.

Woo-oo!

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You survived... for now.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Milord! I-I mean Master!