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Ewyx
Member Since: 3 Dec 2008
Last Active: Aug 24, 2019 20:27
Snobbishness and Judgment
Personality Quizzes
You just know that the entire world is beneath you.
Observer
Personality Quizzes
You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
An Open Book
Quiz Awards
Aced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Decimator
Genre Wars
"See them driven before you!"
Duke Nukem Forever
Holiday 2008
And ever. and ever. and ever.
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
ZP Mashup
Contests
The ZP Mashup was no match for me! *flex*
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Surrender Monkey
Genre Wars
"Surrender Monkey!"
Valentine's Day (DING!)
Valentine's Day
You are now a level 2 Cupid! You've learned "Heart Arrow"! Congrats!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Resilient
Genre Wars
Has won more than one battle consecutively
Economist
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 10,000 treasure
Terminator
Genre Wars
"Crush your enemies!"
Windfall
Genre Wars
Has earned more than 20,000 in a single battle
Master Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won 10 battles
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Toy Magnets
Holiday 2009
They're small and magnetic and FUN! Do not swallow.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Best of the Best
Personality Quizzes
Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Dr. Robotnik
Personality Quizzes
A hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Well-Traveled
Quiz Awards
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Tauren
Personality Quizzes
You might be patient, but you won't take anyone's bull.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Black Lotus
Holiday 2010
When merely winning isn't enough.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Businessman
Personality Quizzes
I'm far too rich to deal with the unwashed hordes - not to mention these damn zombies.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Not Dead Yet
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Tyrell Corporation
Personality Quizzes
More Human Than Human
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Four Eyes, Literally
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Batarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Loki!
Quiz Awards
God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
Master of Retro Gaming
Quiz Awards
Aced the Old School Gaming Quiz
Simulated Human Emotions are Tricky
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Android Result
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Iron Man result
Not a Piece of Junk
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Millennium Falcon result
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Knowledge is Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
All-Seeing, All-Knowing
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Oracle result.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Assassin
Personality Quizzes
No one will see you coming.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Space Zombie
Quiz Awards
In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
Hero
Personality Quizzes
The Force is strong with you.
Ape Henchman
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Galactic Hitchhiker
Quiz Awards
A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have
All Hands, Prepare for Jump
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for FTL for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
Gimme Some Sugar
Quiz Awards
Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Tank Girl
Quiz Awards
Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Butters Stotch
Personality Quizzes
I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.