Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Why bother with the main story when you can explore?

You've seen horrific things and lived.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

Has set an avatar.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

I downloaded Issue 210 as a PDF!

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

You've got mail!

It's all about the music

Free as in speech, not free as in beer.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

The cursed numbers of misfortune.

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has created a user profile.

Member of 1 User Group

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Iron Man result

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Earned the USS Enterprise

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Earned the "Green Goblin" result.

Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.

You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.

Earned the Mesmer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

Earned the Kryten result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Earned the Charge Vigor

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

Has added a friend!

Alright, let's do this!

Has been added as a friend.

You're right. This is just the beginning.

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Thumbs not required!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Hey! Where'd it go?

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Making mothers proud.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed

You are just a young girl, but you actually know a whole lot about being a strong, kind leader.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Whoa. Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.