Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Over 15,000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 year minimum]

Being a member of The Escapist for years. [5 year minimum]

Sunglasses aren't really cool, but you are!

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Bleep bloop!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Raptors rule!

BWAAAAAAAGH!

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

What you lack in height you make up for in charm.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

I know what you're going to say.

You said this button does what?

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Hit first, ask questions later.

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

You come for the videos and stay ... well, for the other videos.

You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Has completed 10 quizzes.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

More Human Than Human

Space pirates beware!

King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Has completed 25 quizzes.

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

The first time is always the best time.

Earned the Squall Trooper Result

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Earned the Serenity result

Being grizzled ruins your dashing good looks.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "Green Magic" Result

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Earned the "Venom" result.

Earned the Nightwing result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

You're a well traveled gamer!

Has been added as a friend.

Member of 1 User Group

Has added a friend!

You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Guns, guns and more guns!

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

When there's no more room in hell...

Killing is an art. And I am a Master.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.

The Force is strong with you.

The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.

Who wasn't scared of that thing?

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

We are not alone.

You are the scariest letter.

Stick 'em in the tuckus!

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

The scariest sporting equipment ever created.

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has added more than 10 friends.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Has received and read messages from 50 people.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Your powers are no match for me silly billy.

Life will go on, we will prevail.

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

You can't kill me!

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

Has received and read messages from 100 people.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

I am videogame royalty.

I am videogame royalty.

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

Has been added as a friend by 25 others.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Woo-oo!

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You bet I do!

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World

Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!

I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge

Has posted in a user group on over 360 days.

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

For creating a thread with over 1000 replies!

Making mothers proud.

You're Jack Frost, the holiday's most mischevious mischief-maker

Earned the Ellen Ripley result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

Enter The Darkness

You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.

There there, you're just the happy angel.

Always know your enemy.

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

I'm so glad I've avoided drugs, they're for losers.

Take me to the crush!

You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!

That'll do.

You've got your strengths and faults, but hey - you're only human.

I think we just found a Transformer!

Why would you even go somewhere named that.

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

You are Groot. You are Groot. You are Groot.

Ain't nothing like you, 'cept you. And every raccoon on Earth.

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?

If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!

If you were a Sim, fire would probably be the way you'd go. Invest in asbestos!

You've Powered Up!

SO CUTE

You wouldn't last that long in a ship containing a rabid xenomorph.

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

You've gotten through one day, but unfortunately you haven't really planned that far ahead so you probably get taken at night.

You may survive for a little while, but ultimately you're xenomorph food.

Your ability to walk short distances without dying will be Handsome Jack's downfall!

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Tanks for playing.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Murr hurr mphuphurur hurr mph.

You know which games give you nightmares

Likes Evil Dead-like movies

Ready to take on scary tabletop games

You're keeping up with Halloween

I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Birthright is irrelevant, make something of yourself

Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice or Lightning

Member of 15 user groups

"Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you"

We shall prove ourselves in glorious combat!

It?s hard to just sit around knowing there?s someone out there that needs to be blown up

Suu can become 'absolute favorite'?

You've taken the first step, at least.