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Shurikens and Lightning
Zero PunctuationThere are only two things that could make this better...
Personality QuizzesYou make ass-kicking an art form.
Personality QuizzesYou'll save the world once you remember who you are.
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Holiday 2010It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.
Geek to the Core
Personality QuizzesYou wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
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The Old Veteran
Personality QuizzesAdventuring is a kid's game, but you'll offer a sword and some tips.
The Tough Guy
Personality QuizzesPunch first, think later.
The Comic Relief
Personality QuizzesWith everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.
The Mysterious Rival
Personality QuizzesWhose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
The White Magic Girl
Personality QuizzesPure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.
The Sex Symbol
Personality QuizzesIf you've got it, flaunt it.
It's-a You! Mario!
Personality QuizzesYou want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!
Personality QuizzesYou listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Quiz AwardsYou've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Personality QuizzesThe very definition of Nerd Power.
Personality QuizzesPeople don't understand, you just want to help!
Quiz AwardsI heard you really, REALLY like them.
Personality QuizzesWhat you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Personality QuizzesYou're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Quiz AwardsAced the BioShock quiz
Personality QuizzesYou may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
CommunityThere are some things you just love to hate.
Forum AwardsOver 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Personality QuizzesBig, loud, and obnoxious, but you have legions of (semi) loyal followers anyway.
Personality QuizzesYour heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Special EventsTwittered about great game literature. #greatgamelit
An Open Book
Quiz AwardsAced the Open-Book Escapist Quiz
Personality QuizzesTwo tails, no waiting.
Personality QuizzesWhere would Mario be without you?
Personality QuizzesLoyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Personality QuizzesA hedgehog killed your mother. You shall have revenge!
The Lich King
ContestsYou've got this villain thing down cold.
ContestsI'm now an Alpha Protocol agent...shhhh, it's a secret!
AVP Battle - Marine
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Beat Him At His Own Game
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Holiday 2009Watch as I fly through the air and catch myself with my prehensile tail!
Holiday 2009Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Two Bits o' Quiz
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Live Long and Prosper
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Cinco de Quizo
Quiz AwardsCompleted 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
You Really Like Me!
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You Like Me!
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10 About 4
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I Can Has Friend?
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Stolen PixelsHas read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
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Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
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UnskippableWatched 3 episodes of Unskippable
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Stolen PixelsHas read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
UnskippableWatched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Personality QuizzesSolo is for suckers
Personality QuizzesYou want to shoot things.
Personality QuizzesYou do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Rebecca Mayes MusesWatched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Personality QuizzesArticles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Personality QuizzesYou've been with us since the days of the very first PDFs.
Personality QuizzesYou lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.
UnskippableWatched 15 episodes of Unskippable
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Stolen PixelsHas read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
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Personality QuizzesRobe and hat not included.
Personality QuizzesConvert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
Personality QuizzesHit first, ask questions later.
Personality QuizzesYou'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
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Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz AwardsAced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
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March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
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The People Have Spoken!
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The Red Button
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