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Goenitz
Member Since: 22 Jul 2008
Last Active: Aug 30, 2018 03:24
Elementary, My Dear Spellcaster
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Elementalist result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Champion Of The Gods (And Cooking)
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Guild Wars 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
M. Bison
Personality Quizzes
You make ass-kicking an art form.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Espresso Beans
Holiday 2009
Covered in chocolate, your speed has increased by 1.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Game Noir
There Will Be Brawl
Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Mushroom Kingdom Confidential
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Valentine's Day (Cyber Me)
Valentine's Day
You've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
Navi
Holiday 2008
She's like a GPS that talks back to you.
Brawler
There Will Be Brawl
Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Wasteland Wanderer
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 45 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Welcome to the Apocalypse
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 52 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
The Dead-Eye
Personality Quizzes
You want to shoot things.
The Pony-Lover
Personality Quizzes
If it's bright, colorful, and happy, you want to play it.
It's-a You! Mario!
Personality Quizzes
You want to be a plumber? A doctor? A tennis star? You can do it all!
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
5th Birthday PDF
Special Events
I downloaded issue 261 as a PDF
GlaDOS
Personality Quizzes
Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.
Team Rocket
Personality Quizzes
You're consistently trounced by a kid and an electric rat. But you keep trying.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Frozen
Personality Quizzes
It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
The Rogue
Personality Quizzes
You never met a back that wasn't worth stabbing.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
The Cleric
Personality Quizzes
Convert others to your deity, then bash them in the face.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Hair-Trigger Tempers
Personality Quizzes
We're making you angry, and we wouldn't like you when you're angry!
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Orc
Personality Quizzes
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
Gnome
Personality Quizzes
Knowledge is power. So are explosions.
Undead
Personality Quizzes
Of course your heart is cold. It isn't even beating!
Nerf Gun
Holiday 2010
Best used on siblings or coworkers.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Rust Monster
Personality Quizzes
You are an insect-like creature that corrodes metal on contact and consumes the rust.
Ogre
Personality Quizzes
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Pumpkin Smasher
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Green Goblin" result.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Charge
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Charge Vigor
Possession
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Possession Vigor
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
XCOM Extraterrestrials
XCOM: The Beginning
YOU are the enemy unknown.
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
XCOM Marine
XCOM: The Beginning
Has fought 1 battle
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
Mechagodzilla
Personality Quizzes
Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
President Snow
Quiz Awards
You would kill President Snow in the Hunger Games.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Butters Stotch
Personality Quizzes
I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.
Eric Cartman
Personality Quizzes
I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Brotherhood Of Mutants
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz. Now go forth and fight for mutant rights.
I'm a Hero of the Storm
Contests
Brightwing just wants to be your friend. Promise.