When in doubt, empty your magazine.

Life will go on, we will prevail.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!

Earned the Barbarian Result

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Both stylish and delicious.

Earned the Thor result

Judgment Day

Legends say your race was created by a mad wizard but all you care about is ripping out the throats of your enemies.

It PROBABLY won't eat your brains.

He's not laughing AT you, he's...ok, he's laughing at you.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has set an avatar.

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Robe and hat not included.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has fought 1 battle

You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.

I know what you're going to say.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Has won a battle

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Has created a user profile.

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Has been added as a friend.

You have your nerdy tendencies, but only once in a while.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.

Member of 1 User Group

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Punch first, think later.

Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army

The first time is always the best time.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Watched all 26 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Has fought 10 battles

You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has won more than one battle consecutively

I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

There are only two things that could make this better...

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Has added a friend!

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Shiny!

Remember, five second fuses burn down in three!

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Earned the Weeping Angel result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!

He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Crafty and clever, you're a master at all things Game of Thrones!

Earned the Android Result

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Earned the Battlestar Galactica result

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Earned the Chupacabra Result

Earned the "Doc Octopus" result.

Earned the Oracle result.

You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

You're a well traveled gamer!

Earned the Warrior result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.

You're pretty average.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

When there's no more room in hell...

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

You know your way around a grimoire.

Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

Happiness is a warm puppy

You've Seen Movies

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.

I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

You're right. This is just the beginning.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.

I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.

With great vengeance and furious anger.

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

Entering a giveaway on WarCry.com

In the heat of battle, there are only two things you can count on: your gut, and your Dahl equipment.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Nothin's over while I'm breathin'

He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.

I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"

Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.

I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You sure know your cosplay!

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

Congratulations on completing the Ender's Game Quiz!

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

Even murderous assassins can be suave.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

You have taken the Xbox quiz

You would kill Cinna in the Hunger Games.

You rock the platformers.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!

Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.

Earned the Bishop result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.

You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

I'M HELPING

I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.

You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.

"One scientific mishap, and hours later I'm sewing a costume."