Anime's real, RIGHT?!?!

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.

You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.

Meep, Merp, Muuu!

There are some things you can't protect without fighting.

The true special ops.

I am videogame royalty.

Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing

You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Drell result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

You've lost your best and only friend...

"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"

Power is Life

Earned the Creature from the Black Lagoon. You look fantastic in a speedo.

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

You said this button does what?

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Welcome to Columbia!

Banished from the light centuries ago, you are a dark elf, cruel and strong.

So mopey...so sparkly.

It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Come and behold the power of cheese.

Robe and hat not included.

Stay away from da voodoo.

You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?

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You've seen horrific things and lived.

Visited The Escapist booth at NYCC

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

The very definition of Nerd Power.

You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.

You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.

You lurk in the shadows, seeing all, commenting on little.

You want to shoot things.

Finally a squid you can huggle, snuggle, and cuttle!!

I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!

Aced the BioShock quiz

Got the Good Ending in POTA2

You escaped from The Escapist's Phantom of the Arcade text adventure!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Knows more about Star Trek than the Enterprise computer.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Watched Red Alert on The Escapist Show

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Has added a friend!

You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!

Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

We won the Webby...because we rule!

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has been added as a friend.

Has created a user profile.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has set an avatar.

Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz

Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Watched 3 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched 5 episodes of There Will Be Brawl

Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 8 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched 20 episodes of The Escapist Show

Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.

Pure-hearted and innocent, you bring sunshine to the world. Healing spells, too.

Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

Member of 1 User Group

Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 15 episodes of Doomsday Arcade

Watched every episode of There Will Be Brawl

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Created a thread with over 10,000 views.

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.

Gamers are the new supermen.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

The fates have decided ... along with your help.

Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses

Has received and read messages from 25 people.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Knows the depth of the soul of the poet

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows

Has completed 75 quizzes

Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Fight me if you dare.

Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

I came. I saw. I slew.

Earned the Mr. Freeze result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Posted a comment using Facebook

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

The bears thought you were delicious.

It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!

Cats, caterpillars, coasters, copulation!

Bleep bloop!

Space pirates beware!

Earned the SSV Normandy result

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

They stole it from us. My precious.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.

Vigilo Confido

Participated in the XCOM Community Event!

You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Life will go on, we will prevail.

Experienced Day 5 of the Expo Showcase!

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

You can't kill me!

It's a me, in 3D.

The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.

I earned the Sabretooth result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is

Hey! Where'd it go?

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

You bet I do!

"People with nothing to hide don't usually feel the need to say so."

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!

You have taken the Xbox quiz

You would kill President Snow in the Hunger Games.

Making mothers proud.

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're a voting fiend! Good work!

Thanks for voting!

You're The Misfit Toys! You exist.

Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz

I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.

Always know your enemy.

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Intellectual. Morose. Decomposing.

You are the scariest letter.

If you were a Sim, you'd somehow starve to death. Maybe you forgot to buy food?

You may survive for a little while, but ultimately you're xenomorph food.

The end of Earth will not be the end of us.

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

The first time is always the best time.

Tanks for playing.

I took the Bloodborne Pathogens Quiz!

There are only two things that could make this better...

You're keeping up with Halloween

You know which games give you nightmares

Likes Evil Dead-like movies