The Escapist > Profiles > Groenteman
Not Online
Groenteman
Member Since: 30 Mar 2011
Last Active: Nov 5, 2016 16:00
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
You Killed Frosty!
Pick Your Path Awards
"Don't you cry, he'll regenerate again someday!"
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Pumpkin Smasher
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Green Goblin" result.
Live to Whisper Another Day
Pick Your Path Awards
It's not running away, it's a tactical retreat!
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Anybody Want a Snow Cone?
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Yeti Result
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
Knowledge is Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
What's in the Box?
Personality Quizzes
Moderately grizzled, but you're not one to let it get in the way of your life.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Fox McCloud!
Personality Quizzes
Do a barrel roll!
Chilly
Personality Quizzes
There's only so much love to go around. You dole your share out carefully.
Ah yes, "Reapers"...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Turian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Bear Food
Pick Your Path Awards
The bears thought you were delicious.
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
I Solve Practical Problems
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Engineer result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Gunzerker
Personality Quizzes
Guns, guns and more guns!
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Revenge Solves Everything
Personality Quizzes
What do you do with a drunken whaler...
It's a Wonderful Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Kochanski result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Ape Henchman
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Whiplash
Personality Quizzes
There will be blood in the water and the sharks will come.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Jakobs
Personality Quizzes
Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.
Mechagodzilla
Personality Quizzes
Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.
House of Daventry
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Royal Family of Mushroom Kingdom
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Royal Family of Edenia
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Matt Miller
Quiz Awards
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Ezio
Personality Quizzes
Even murderous assassins can be suave.
PS4
Personality Quizzes
Shiny. So. Shiny.
Krampus
Personality Quizzes
You're Krampus! Great job instilling fear in small children!
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
Alien: Isolation
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Alien: Isolation, from Creative Assembly, in 2014.
Eric Cartman
Personality Quizzes
I just want to say: I love you guys, I do... except you Kyle.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
But There's One They Fear...
Miracle of Sound
In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Chua
Personality Quizzes
Tiny. Brilliant. Psychotic.
ZZZZZZZap!
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd probably have a bad run in with some high voltage.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Pre-Sequel Handsome Jack
Personality Quizzes
Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!
Settler
Quiz Awards
Press B to found a city.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Frogs
Personality Quizzes
Stretch out your hand with your rod over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds, and cause frogs to come up on the land of Egypt.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
The Blitzkrieg Quiz!
Quiz Awards
Tanks for playing.
Unfaithful Student
Quiz Awards
Completed the MLP Friendship quiz