Who has time to finish games?

Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.

You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.

Robe and hat not included.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.

Scientific progress requires sacrifice. You know this.

More real than real.

The very definition of Nerd Power.

You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...

Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing

Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has created a user profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Stay away from da voodoo.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Falling room only.

Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

So terribly tortured inside.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Master of sky, land and sea, arcane power and physical strength make you the greatest creature that has ever lived.

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You're just trying to get even with the flying kid who cut off your hand.

Commented on an episode of Extra Credits

Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Would you like another pellet?

Achievement Unlocked: Meta!

It's all about the music

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

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Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz

Earned the Wolfman result. Watch out for fleas!

Don't bother ducking, it'll only hit you on the way back.

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Why are you in a pear tree, anyway?

Has completed 50 quizzes.

You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 2nd Game of Christmas of 2011!

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

Earned the Drell result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Bleep bloop!

God of jokes, riddles and pranks!

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Earned the USS Enterprise

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Earned the "White Magic" Result

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.

You've Seen Movies

You Could Be Considered An Auteur

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.

You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.