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Hatchet90
Member Since: 15 Nov 2009
Last Active: Mar 30, 2016 16:12
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein F├╝hrer! I can walk!
Butters Stotch
Personality Quizzes
I told you my name isn't Kenny. It's Butters.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Tourist
Personality Quizzes
You do fairly well in a crisis, but best not to push it.
Second String
Personality Quizzes
Videogame music is cool and all, it's just not really your thing.
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Orc
Personality Quizzes
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
Battlestar Paper
Holiday 2010
Doesn't it look futuristic?
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Frozen
Personality Quizzes
It would take something or someone very special to thaw you out.
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Louis
Quiz Awards
So terribly tortured inside.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Help me! Please!
Rise of Nightmares
Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.
Undead Monster
Rise of Nightmares
Fight me if you dare.
Survivor of Nightmares
Rise of Nightmares
I came. I saw. I slew.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
Very Boring
Personality Quizzes
Consider spicing up your life with some new hobbies or interests.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
I'll Cut You
Week of Freak 2012
Arr, you scurvy dogs, beware my blade.
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
R Is for Rancor
Week of Freak 2012
Who wasn't scared of that thing?
E Is for Efreeti
Week of Freak 2012
A fire djinn is the worst kind.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
A Is for Alien
Week of Freak 2012
We are not alone.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz Awards
Your powers are no match for me silly billy.
Shock Jockey
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Shock Jockey Vigor
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Unfaithful Student
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Completed the MLP Friendship quiz
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
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If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Kermit the Frog
Personality Quizzes
It's not easy being green.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014