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Member Since: 31 Mar 2010
Last Active: Jun 22, 2016 19:47
Kill All Meatbags
Personality Quizzes
Query: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
It's Not Easy Being Green
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hulk result
Not Just A Sidekick Anymore
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nightwing result.
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Sparkle!
Community
There are some things you just love to hate.
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subzero
Personality Quizzes
You'd sell your own mother to buy a pack of gum. In fact, you probably already have.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
The Grouper
Personality Quizzes
Solo is for suckers
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Ogre
Personality Quizzes
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! You pummel your enemies because you are so big and so strong.
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Upgrade the Universe
Quiz Awards
Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
APU Scavenger Hunt
AMD Gaming Evolved
Perfection is not an accident.
Cryptkeeper
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Uncovered the Legend
Contests
I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
Maid-a-Milking
Personality Quizzes
Got milk?
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
Game of Thrones: Arya
Quiz Awards
You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Every Day is Earth Day!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Green Magic" Result
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Not Your Average Treehugger
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Ranger result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Incredibly Boring
Personality Quizzes
Go outside and have an adventure! It'll help, trust me.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Commando
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Space Zombie
Quiz Awards
In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Frankenstein's Legacy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the The Cat result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
More than Meets the Eye
Quiz Awards
Do it with style, or don’t do it at all.
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-bearer
Personality Quizzes
A light from the shadow shall spring.
War Is Hell
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Spec Ops: The Line for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Walker
Quiz Awards
You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
Charge
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Charge Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
The Mandarin
Personality Quizzes
I am all powerful! Your new Master!
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Vladof
Personality Quizzes
Vladof's time has come!
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Zord
Personality Quizzes
It's Morphin' time!
Backup Dancer Zombie
Quiz Awards
He spent six years perfecting his art at the Chewliard Performing Arts School in Zombie New York City.
Silas Burr
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Cyber result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Matt Miller
Quiz Awards
Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
I Think I Know Pixar: Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.
Centurion
Quiz Awards
You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Know Thine Escapists
Quiz Awards
You bet I do!
Daryl Dixon
Personality Quizzes
"You better watch your mouth, Sunshine."
Neutral Batman
Personality Quizzes
It's a good tonic, altruism.
Ezio
Personality Quizzes
Even murderous assassins can be suave.
Keep Drifting
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Xbox 360
Personality Quizzes
Making mothers proud.
Barrel-rider
Quiz Awards
You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!
Home Alone For The Holidays
Quiz Awards
This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?
A Die Hard Christmas
Quiz Awards
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Krampus
Personality Quizzes
You're Krampus! Great job instilling fear in small children!
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Look Into My Eye
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Guild Wars 2 Quiz
Quiz Awards
You braved the Guild Wars 2 quiz and came out unscathed
Just like a Thief
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed The Heist.
Kenny McCormick
Personality Quizzes
Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph
TARDIS Instruction Manual
Quiz Awards
Participated in the Doctor Who Trivia Quiz!
Kermit the Frog
Personality Quizzes
It's not easy being green.
Peaceful Angel
Quiz Awards
There there, you're just the happy angel.
Daenerys Targaryen
Personality Quizzes
You are just a young girl, but you actually know a whole lot about being a strong, kind leader.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
But There's One They Fear...
Miracle of Sound
In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!
The Three Amigos
Miracle of Sound
Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Tywin Lannister
Personality Quizzes
Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king.
Cornelius
Personality Quizzes
Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn.
Disney Hercules
Quiz Awards
You are animated Hercules -- but that's still pretty heroic.
What a World!
Week of Freak 2012
The wicked witch is scary no matter what cardinal direction they are from.
Gnome
Quiz Awards
It's okay you didn't know them all, how can you see when you're so short?
Award Nominee
Quiz Awards
You made it to the nominee's circle on our Emmy quiz.
Senior Citizen
Personality Quizzes
If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!
The Traveler
Quiz Awards
You completed the Destiny Quiz.
Ghost AI
Quiz Awards
Peter Dinklage being sarcastic robot AI is all I ever wanted in life.
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
Survivor
Personality Quizzes
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Pre-Sequel Athena
Personality Quizzes
What are you waiting for? Get going.
Settler
Quiz Awards
Press B to found a city.
Rocket Scientist
Quiz Awards
The end of Earth will not be the end of us.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
I Voted!
Game of the Year 2014
Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Locusts
Personality Quizzes
I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow. They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen.
I Voted Consistently!
Game of the Year 2014
You voted in every round of the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
Confused Spud
Quiz Awards
What in the hell. This makes no sense.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Sugar & Spice & Scary
Week of Freak 2012
Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.
This is How We Do It - Prime Evil
Content
You read the very first This is How We Do It!
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
Vault Resident
Quiz Awards
Congrats! You’ve completed the G.O.A.T.! You're our newest fry cook!