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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Earned The Riddler result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Ghoul result. Who doesn't love a good b-grade horror movie?

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

What's "grizzled" mean?

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Do a barrel roll!

Brains are the name of the game.

Earned the Collectors result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz

Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Omelette du fromage.

Whatever you do, don't click here.

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.

Heroes may die, but legends endure.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Trapped in Nightmare Mansion.

Has completed 10 quizzes.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!

With everybody else so serious all the time, somebody's gotta crack the jokes.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.

Has added their PSN account to their profile.

Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.

Has linked their Steam account on their profile.

Has set an avatar.

Has created a user profile.

Both stylish and delicious.

More Human Than Human

Earned the Black Widow result

Earned the Monk result.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

Member of 1 User Group

Has connected their twitter account to their user profile

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

No one will see you coming.

DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable

The Force is strong with you.

Earned the Fluffy Cat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

A light from the shadow shall spring.

Voted for The Walking Dead for 2012’s Game of the Year!

Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.

Happiness is a warm puppy

Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.

You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.

Has completed 50 quizzes.

The Daryl Dixon quiz has been completed with some bruising.

You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.

Earned the Charge Vigor

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

I am all powerful! Your new Master!

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Grab yer six-shooter, cowboy -- things are gonna get rough.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

I am videogame royalty.

Woo-oo!

Assistant to Special Liaison Odekar

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.

Shared a piece of content using the Like button

You voted in the first round! Keep it up!

Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.

You know what, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

You successfully completed The Heist.

Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

There there, you're just the happy angel.

You may know nothing, but you are still duty-bound to the Night's Watch.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Die, Allied schweinehund

Caesar is home.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

It's Ok to have a code-name. That's not weird at all.

If you were a Sim, you'd pass away peacefully after a long life. Congrats!

Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.

Posted a comment using Facebook

I submitted a bracket for the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable

You read the very first This is How We Do It!

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Completed the MLP Friendship quiz

It's depressing that the words "secret agent" have become synonymous with "sex maniac."

You know which games give you nightmares

You know the scariest things ever imagined

You're keeping up with Halloween

I never really was on your side.

Has completed 75 quizzes

Huh? Did you just call me mom?

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Kame.... hame.... HA!

Heroes never die!

Heroes never die- uh, I mean I'm here to help!