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Ignatz_Zwakh
Member Since: 3 Sep 2010
Last Active: Mar 24, 2016 14:56
Perfect Dark Souls Run
Quiz Awards
You survived... for now.
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
I Am the One Who Knocks
Quiz Awards
I'm not the one in danger. I AM THE DANGER.
Jean Luc-Godard
Quiz Awards
You Could Be Considered An Auteur
Possession
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Possession Vigor
Not Enough Gun
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Borderlands 2 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Basking in (Gaming) Obscurity
Quiz Awards
There are very few games you haven't heard of or played through.
Do Not Cross a Man With Nothing to Lose
Personality Quizzes
Maximum grizzledness!
Pew! Zap! Ker-Pow!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Wizard result.
God of Thunder
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Thor result
The Witch Watch
Contests
You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!
Umbrella Corporation
Personality Quizzes
Power is Life
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
The Killing Joke
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Joker result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Sariel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Azazel
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Armaros
El Shaddai
You have captured a Fallen Angel.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Black Lotus
Holiday 2010
When merely winning isn't enough.
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Dwarf
Personality Quizzes
Guns and alcohol - the perfect combination.
Best of the Best
Personality Quizzes
Achievements, leaderboards, whatever it is, you must conquer it.
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
Aced the BioShock quiz
The Koopa King
Personality Quizzes
You're the mortal enemy of the Mario Bros. But sometimes you go karting together.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Genre Warrior
Genre Wars
Has fought 1 battle
Tactician
Genre Wars
Has won a battle
Triumphant
Genre Wars
Has won 1 battle without the loss of a complete army
Genre Campaigner
Genre Wars
Has fought 10 battles
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Dogmeat
Personality Quizzes
Loyal, faithful, and true...just not very bright.
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Apprentice Dork
Personality Quizzes
You have embraced your path, but you still have much to learn.
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Orc
Personality Quizzes
Lok'tar Ogar! For the Horde!
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Urban Father
Personality Quizzes
I'll kill every zombie ass I see to save my little girl.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Social Feedback
Facebook
Posted a comment using Facebook
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
BioShock Infinite Trailer Quiz
Contests
Welcome to Columbia!
Hot Stuff
Quiz Awards
You're so on fire that it's cool. How do you do it?
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Here Come the Drums
Quiz Awards
Earned The Master result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Blood is the Life
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Dracula result. Better stock up on sunscreen!
Master Sword
Personality Quizzes
Heroes may die, but legends endure.
Uncovered the Legend
Contests
I uncovered the secret like of board games and the Legend of Drizzt!
Demographer 2011
Community
I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!
The Elder Scrolls: Champion
Quiz Awards
You're an experienced player of The Elder Scrolls series.
12th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
10th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 10th Game of Christmas of 2011!
9th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!
8th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 8th Game of Christmas of 2011!
7th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 7th Game of Christmas of 2011!
A Golden Ring
Personality Quizzes
Shiny!
6th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 6th Game of Christmas of 2011!
5th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 5th Game of Christmas of 2011!
3rd Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 3rd Game of Christmas of 2011!
Epic Poster
Forum Awards
Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Three-Horns Rock!
Personality Quizzes
Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Enkindle This!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Hanar result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Robot
Personality Quizzes
Bleep bloop!
Link!
Personality Quizzes
He come to town / come to save / the Princess Zelda!
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
Game of Thrones: Arya
Quiz Awards
You're quite the Game of Thrones fan, but haven't read or seen them all.
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Demon Blood is Thicker Than... Regular Blood.
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Demon Hunter result.
Yay Friendship!
Personality Quizzes
What's "grizzled" mean?
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Knowledge is Power
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "Blue Magic" Result
SCREEEEEEE!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Jersey Devil Result
Part-Time Vigilante, Part-Time Master Thief
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result.
Easily Distracted
Quiz Awards
You really like playing games that are within other games.
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
Kind of Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
Commando
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Romero Zombie
Quiz Awards
When there's no more room in hell...
Revenge Solves Everything
Personality Quizzes
What do you do with a drunken whaler...
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Double, double toil and trouble
Quiz Awards
You know your way around a grimoire.
Fair is foul, and foul is fair
Quiz Awards
You're the best hex in the west!
F Is for Freak
Week of Freak 2012
You are the scariest letter.
Antivillain
Personality Quizzes
Kill them with kindness.
Ravenous Rat
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Rat result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
No sacrifice, No victory
Quiz Awards
Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Man-at-arms
Quiz Awards
You have a fondness for the pointy end of a stick.
Ed Wood
Quiz Awards
You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
Commander Keen
Quiz Awards
I have Commanded the Keen quiz "Name That Toon!"
Necromorph
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Isaac Clarke
Quiz Awards
You've seen horrific things and lived.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Alien InQUIZition Survivor
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Alien InQUIZition relatively unscathed.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
K Is for Killer Clown
Week of Freak 2012
Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Robot Attack
Quiz Awards
You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Big Bad Big Daddy
Quiz Awards
You've dominated the Baffling BioShock Quiz
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie
Quiz Awards
When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?
The Powerpuff Badge
Quiz Awards
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!
The Venture Badge
Quiz Awards
Your powers are no match for me silly billy.
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Tank Girl
Quiz Awards
Listen up, cause I'm only telling you this once. I'm not bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now.
M.O.D.O.K.
Personality Quizzes
Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
The Tardis
Quiz Awards
I'm saving the world, I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leeroy Jenkins
Quiz Awards
Alright, let's do this!
Jill Valentine
Personality Quizzes
Look out! It's a monster!
Mushu
Quiz Awards
My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
Dazzler
Quiz Awards
I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do is roller skate.
Deadpool
Quiz Awards
My haiku, I hate broccoli, it is disgusting, why can’t it be meat?
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Mario 3D
Quiz Awards
It's a me, in 3D.
E3 2013
Quiz Awards
The best and brightest gaming has to offer in 2013.
Torgue
Personality Quizzes
NOW BLOW SOME SH*T UP!
Redrum
Personality Quizzes
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
AMP Suit
Personality Quizzes
Nothin's over while I'm breathin'
Power Loader
Personality Quizzes
Everything you need to take care of those pesky space invaders!
Merc with a Mouth
Personality Quizzes
I earned the Deadpool result in the Wolverine Rivals quiz!
Septim Dynasty
Quiz Awards
I am videogame royalty.
Global Geek Passport: Fast Food Stamp
Quiz Awards
Eating your way through customs, one country at a time.
Breaking Bad Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
I've made it through the Breaking Bad Quiz and didn't blow anything up.
Mehrunes Dagon
Quiz Awards
Biggest, baddest, most destroyingest Daedra there is
Grand Theft Badge
Quiz Awards
Hey! Where'd it go?
Tested By Magicks Beyond Comprehension!
Quiz Awards
Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Good Batman
Personality Quizzes
The constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty.
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Riley
Quiz Awards
Probably the most beloved dog of 2013.
Keep Drifting
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Nathan Drake result in the Sony All-Stars Quiz!
Lightning Bolts
Quiz Awards
Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.
Game of the Year 2013 Bracket Completed
Game of the Year 2013
Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!
NES
Personality Quizzes
You rock the platformers.
Voted - 1st Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You voted in the first round! Keep it up!
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
Voted - 3rd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Thanks for voting!
Santa
Personality Quizzes
You're Santa, the quintessential popular kid!
Voted - Final Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
Great job! Now kick back and wait for the winner.
Look Into My Eye
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Sergeant Apone result in the "Which Marine from Aliens Are You?" Quiz
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Quiz Awards
You most want to play Dragon Age: Inquisition, from BioWare, in 2014.
Tyrion Lannister
Personality Quizzes
The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
The Three Amigos
Miracle of Sound
Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Destroy All Monsters!
Quiz Awards
You successfully completed the Godzilla quiz. Now run, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Lil' Kobold
Quiz Awards
SO CUTE
The Dread Lich Val-Kul-Apak
Quiz Awards
Really quite friendly if you get to know him
Survivor
Personality Quizzes
Congrats! You made it to the escape pod. Hopefully nothing hitched a ride with you.
Pre-Sequel Handsome Jack
Personality Quizzes
Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!
Confused Simon
Quiz Awards
I finished this.
The Devil's Weapon of Choice
Week of Freak 2012
Stick 'em in the tuckus!
Chara
Quiz Awards
Since when were you the one in control?