Earned the Star Destroyer result

Where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --goddammit, I saw it like a day ago. Blake! Violin!

They stole it from us. My precious.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

What do you do with a drunken whaler...

Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.

Has posted in more than 10 different forums.

For when you want to reach out and touch someone.

Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!

Whatever you do, don't click here.

You're as much of a wisecracker as this crime-fighting duo!

Has posted in more than 3 different forums.

Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.

Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist

Thrice educated on games and learning.

Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]

Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!

Has set an avatar.

Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.

Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]

Has created a user profile.

You've beaten a few of the The Elder Scrolls games.

Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist

Has commented on over 100 different topics.

Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.

Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!

Do.Not.Click.This.Button

Earned the Hawkeye Result

Has been added as a friend by 10 others.

Has received and read messages from 10 people.

Has added more than 10 friends.

Earned the Cybermen result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Earned the Two-Face result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.

Witnessed the introduction of a legend

The first time is always the best time.

Earned the Mummy result. Who doesn't love to curse?

Has completed 10 quizzes.

I took the 2011 reader survey! I am a statistic!

Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.

You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 11th Game of Christmas of 2011!

You've uncovered the 9th Game of Christmas of 2011!

Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist

Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket

Has posted in more than 12 different months.

A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!

For creating a thread with over 50 replies.

Created a thread with over 1,000 views.

Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!

You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!

Earned the Space Janitor Result

Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable

Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.

Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.

Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!

Earned the "Red Magic" Result

Earned the Bigfoot Result

Earned the "Green Goblin" result.

Has completed 25 quizzes.

Earned the Commisioner Gordon result.

Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable

Member of 1 User Group

Has added a friend!

Has been added as a friend.

You induce narcolepsy just by introducing yourself.

Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.

Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz

In space, no one can hear you munch on brains.

No one ever suspects The Mime.

You know your way around a grimoire.

You've danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

A fire djinn is the worst kind.

Earned the Monkey result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!

Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.

You've survived the impossible character quiz.

You've trudged through the Star Wars Quiz.

I wouldn't click on me if I were you.

Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone!

Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

Going to any page on WarCry.com

Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.

And as the smoke clears, they will know their destruction came from a Maliwan weapon.

Cause sometimes you need to fight fire with robot fire.

If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping ME is going to help YOU cheat your way to the top.

You may not know everything about Rome, but you're good enough to die on the front lines!

Has completed 50 quizzes.

Took the "What Magic is This!?" Quiz

"In all the chaos you found your wife and boy. Then he was shot and he survived. That tells you nothing?"

Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You took the Cosplay Comprehension Quiz!

You sure know your cosplay!

It's a good tonic, altruism.

Aka the parts when you're not stabbing folks.

You would kill Katniss in the Hunger Games.

Zeus has judged you worthy to join the gods.

Congrats on filling out your 2013 bracket! Good luck!

You are the Luck-wearer and the Ring-winner for taking The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz!

You are the best at sussing out riddles and answering all of the questions on the The Hobbit Part 2 Quiz correctly.

This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?

You're The Misfit Toys! You exist.

Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

You most want to play Titanfall, the first game from Respawn Entertainment, in 2014.

Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!

Mmmmph mmmph mmmmmph

Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews

Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles

The sexy mini-man always has a wry turn of phrase at the ready.

Don't watch Killer Clowns from Outer Space.

Always know your enemy.

Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.

Get in your cars, my friends, and drive.

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 3 Album

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album

Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 1 Album

In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin... DRAGON BORN!

Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition

Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition

It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!

The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.

It's the only way to be sure.

Voted in the Reader's Choice Game of the Year 2014

Underneath the Princess's smile, there's nothing but malice.

Tanks for playing.

Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable

Took the Critical Miss quiz