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Jack and Calumon
Member Since: 29 Dec 2008
Last Active: Nov 29, 2020 01:27
Escapist Community Awards 2012
Awards
You're simply the best!
Landmark
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 36 different months. Wow!
Publisher's Club
Awards
Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Community
Your comment was reprinted in our weekly Letters to the Editor.
Baby Seal Puncher
Satan's Retrievers
You're one bad dude, and are totally going to hell for that.
Great Old Cuddler
Holiday 2009
Phn'glui mglw'nafh Chthulhu R'lyeh wagn'nagl fhtagn
Mmmrrrggglllrlglrlglr!
Quiz Awards
Llke guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr chrwllwr, guuumu mlmmlu lmilmmlr Glmulmuluuml. Rluuuulr keuulm guuumu!
Notable Poster
Forum Awards
Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
Play(Station)er
Community
Has added their PSN account to their profile.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
4th Birthday
Special Events
Celebrating 4 years of The Escapist!
The Average Bear
Quiz Awards
You're smarter than him! Congrats on getting 100% on the Escapist Birthday Quiz!
Webby Badge
Community
We won the Webby...because we rule!
Red Faction Badge
Contests
Better Red than Dead! Red Faction!
Valentine's Day (TOO LEET)
Valentine's Day
This candy heart came from our uber raid for phat l3wtz...no newbz allowed...we too leet
World Warrior
Special Events
I backed one of the fighters in the Escapist Street Fighter IV Throwdown!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
Excellent Topic!
Forum Awards
For creating a thread with over 50 replies.
Hot Topic
Forum Awards
Created a thread with over 1,000 views.
Forum Explorer
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Demographer
Contests
I took the survey! I am a statistic!
Chatty
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Rigged Dice
Quiz Awards
You rolled a Bulbasaur on your INT check, but hopefully you had fun with the Unforgotten Realms Quiz!
10 About 4
Quiz Awards
For taking the Escapist Birthday Quiz.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Survivor
Quiz Awards
Aced the Easy Left 4 Dead Quiz
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Cul-De-Sac'd
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 7 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Decathaquiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 10 quizzes.
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
When Gamerz Attack
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 15 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Regular
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
Home-Owner
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 25 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Facebook
Facebook
Has connected their profile to their Facebook account.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
In Touch
Community
Has received and read messages from 10 people.
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Irradiated
Apocalypse Lane
Watched 35 episodes of Apocalypse Lane
Two Bits o' Quiz
Quiz Awards
Has completed 25 quizzes.
Beat Him At His Own Game
Quiz Awards
Got 100% on the Impossible Yahtzee Quiz
Prolific
Forum Awards
Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Socialite
Community
Has been added as a friend by 25 others.
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Communicator
Community
Has received and read messages from 25 people.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
User Group Bookmark
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 30 different days.
Founder Lord
Community
Founder of User Group with 25 members
Pillar of the Community
Community
Has been added as a friend by 50 others.
Connector
Community
Has received and read messages from 50 people.
The Explorer
Personality Quizzes
Why bother with the main story when you can explore?
Forum Vagabond
Forum Awards
Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
Cyber Celeb
Community
Has been added as a friend by 100 others.
A wizard's best friend.
Quiz Awards
You're not a master yet, but you're learning.
Lover, not a Fighter
Community
Has added more than 100 friends.
Socialista
Personality Quizzes
You mean there's more to The Escapist than just the forums? Huh, you had no idea.
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
Ding!
WoW Timeline
You have successfully interacted with the Escapist WoW timeline.
Clank
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in height you make up for in charm.
Otacon
Personality Quizzes
The very definition of Nerd Power.
Navi
Personality Quizzes
People don't understand, you just want to help!
Well-Traveled
Quiz Awards
You've been there, seen that, and bought a postcard.
Maven
Community
Has received and read messages from 100 people.
The Fighter
Personality Quizzes
Hit first, ask questions later.
Philandery and Flirtatiousness
Personality Quizzes
Don't think we don't see you making eyes at those other badges, pal.
User Group Hotkey
Community
Has posted in a user group on over 120 different days.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Ubernerd
Personality Quizzes
"Get a life"? Psh. This *is* your life.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
Smarties
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lollipop
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Section Leader
Personality Quizzes
You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Conductor
Personality Quizzes
You sometimes hum the Zelda overworld theme in your sleep.
Chocolate Coins
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Tootsie Rolls
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Apple
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Sourpatch Worms
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Gum Eyeballs
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Corn
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
User Group Regular
Community
Member of 15 user groups
The Mysterious Rival
Personality Quizzes
Whose side are you on? What are you after? Are you actually the hero's father?
Night Elf
Personality Quizzes
Who wants to live forever?
Battlestar Paper
Holiday 2010
Doesn't it look futuristic?
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Count Chocula
Quiz Awards
Both stylish and delicious.
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
MM Voting
March Mayhem 2011
I voted in every match-up during 2011 March Mayhem
Security Guard
Personality Quizzes
Why can't these dang zombies just let me sit here and eat this donut?
Mindflayer
Personality Quizzes
You are master of psionics and mind-control, perhaps because your squidface is so ably adapted to consume brains.
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
Branston Pickle
Zero Punctuation
Witnessed the introduction of a legend
Shurikens and Lightning
Zero Punctuation
There are only two things that could make this better...
Charismatic Stallion
Zero Punctuation
I know what you're going to say.
Unpunctuated
Zero Punctuation
The first time is always the best time.
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Jafar
Personality Quizzes
All you wanted was infinite power. Instead you get eternity with Gilbert Gottfried.
Conditioned
Extra Credits
Would you like another pellet?
Meta
Extra Credits
Achievement Unlocked: Meta!
Mail Room
Extra Credits
You've got mail!
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Level Lawyer
Extra Credits
Free as in speech, not free as in beer.
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
LOST
Extra Credits
The cursed numbers of misfortune.
Hat Trick
Extra Credits
Thrice educated on games and learning.
The Red Button
Seriously, Don't Click it
Whatever you do, don't click here.
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Spinning Button
Awards
Do.Not.Click.This.Button
Feline Fatale
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Catwoman result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz
Bow & Arrow
Personality Quizzes
For when you want to reach out and touch someone.
Three-Horns Rock!
Personality Quizzes
Mess with the Triceratops, you get the horns!
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Very Model Of A Scientist Salarian
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Salarian result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
March Mayhem 2012
Filled out a March Mayhem 2012 Bracket
Do the Robot!
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Geth result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Kirby!
Personality Quizzes
Om nom nom nom!
Loki!
Quiz Awards
God of jokes, riddles and pranks!
A Year of Miracles
Special Events
Celebrating one year of amazing music by Miracle of Sound!
The Witch Watch
Contests
You’re late! You’re late! For a very important date!
My God, It's Full Of Stars
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Discovery One
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Fuzzy Around the Edges
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Bigfoot Result
Not So Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're pretty average.
Adorable Animal Fan
Quiz Awards
Congratulations! You survived the adorableness ... This time.
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Burning Brightly
Community
Was featured in an Escapist Community Spotlight
It's Not Always About The Destination
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Journey for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
DuckTales
Community
Woo-oo!
Motorcycle Helmet
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 40 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Voted - 2nd Round of Reader's Choice GOTY 2013
Game of the Year 2013
You're a voting fiend! Good work!
The Grand Return!
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Lisa Foiles - Internet Celebrity, even if she left off Ducktales that one time.
ELBOW ROCKET!
Miracle of Sound
Take me to the crush!
Advance to Level 2
Miracle of Sound
Seen all Miracle of Sound videos featured in Gavin's Level 2 Album
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition
Journeyman God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 25 episodes of Jimquisition
Master God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 50 Episodes of Jimquisition
Guildmaster God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 100 episodes of Jimquisition
Thank God For You
Jimquisition
Watched 150 Episodes of Jimquisition
There Is Only Scarecrow
Jimquisition
Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?
Corporate Schadenfruede
Jimquisition
It's not always about the money, ladies and gents!
Worship the Snake Thing
Jimquisition
The only woman protagonist in video games that doesn't rely on stereotypes.
Nuked From Orbit
Jimquisition
It's the only way to be sure.
Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Santa!
Quiz Awards
You completed the quiz! Looks like you will be joining us for the rest of your life!
Critically Missed
Critical Miss
Took the Critical Miss quiz
Scary Hockey Goalie Mask
Week of Freak 2012
The scariest sporting equipment ever created.
Ghost in the Shell - Completion
Quiz Awards
"Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you"