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Jared
Member Since: 14 Jul 2009
Last Active: May 14, 2016 18:20
Real Ultimate Poster
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Over 5000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [6 month minimum]
Publisher's Club
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Awarded to members of the Publisher's Club
Section Leader
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You listen to fan remixes of videogame tunes... if you don't make them yourself.
The Hero
Personality Quizzes
You'll save the world once you remember who you are.
Sephiroth
Personality Quizzes
You may spend a lot on hair products, but are still quite evil.
The Tactician
Personality Quizzes
You attack games as the cerebral challenges they are.
Geek to the Core
Personality Quizzes
You wave that geek flag, and you wave it proudly.
Forum Vagabond
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Has posted in more than 10 different forums.
Regular
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Has posted in more than 12 different months.
Desert Bus Ticket
Special Events
I got off the Desert Bus in Las Vegas, Nevada!
AVP Battle - Marine
Contests
Locked and Loaded! Hoo-rah! Join our AVP Battle!
Holiday Celebrator
Holiday 2009
Enjoyed the contents of the 2009 Advent Calendar
Vampyre Shyv
Holiday 2009
Something to cull those wanton feelings at dusk.
Cutscene Fanatic
Unskippable
Watched 52 episodes of Unskippable
Starring Mike Patton
Unskippable
Watched 45 episodes of Unskippable
Master of Blinking
Unskippable
Watched 35 episodes of Unskippable
And Yet, The Armadillo
Unskippable
Watched 25 episodes of Unskippable
Cutscene Watcher
Unskippable
Watched 15 episodes of Unskippable
Fishy McSketcherson
Unskippable
Watched 7 episodes of Unskippable
Bernie
Unskippable
Watched 3 episodes of Unskippable
Snaaaaaake!
Unskippable
Watched all of Metal Gear August on Unskippable
Karaoke Superstar
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 16 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Back 2 The 80s
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 8 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Open Mic
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 4 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
Ingenue
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched Rebecca Mayes Muse
Songstress
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched more than one Rebecca Mayes Musing
Two Bits o' Quiz
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Has completed 25 quizzes.
Decathaquiz
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Has completed 10 quizzes.
Cinco de Quizo
Quiz Awards
Completed 5 quizzes and even got some questions right!
Pixel Kingpin
Stolen Pixels
Has read 150 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Outlaw
Stolen Pixels
Has read 75 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Bandit
Stolen Pixels
Has read 25 Stolen Pixels comics.
Pixel Burglar
Stolen Pixels
Has read 5 Stolen Pixels comics.
Early Edition
Content
Has read at least one article in 26 weekly issues of The Escapist
Subscriber
Content
Has read at least one article in 5 weekly issues of The Escapist
Zuu Zuu
The Escapist Show
Watched two episodes of The Escapist Show
Brawl Series Finale Badge
There Will Be Brawl
I watched the Series Finale of There Will Be Brawl!
Big Pete
Apocalypse Lane
Watched the Apocalypse Lane pilot episode.
Forum Explorer
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Has posted in more than 3 different forums.
Steamy!
Community
Has linked their Steam account on their profile.
User Group Member
Community
Member of 1 User Group
Prolific
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Has commented on over 1,000 different topics.
Chatty
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Has commented on over 100 different topics.
Epic Poster
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Over 1000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 month minimum]
Notable Poster
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Over 100 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 week minimum]
Bestest Friend
Community
Has added more than 10 friends.
Game Over, Man
Doomsday Arcade
Watched 5 episodes of Doomsday Arcade
Warning to Others
Personality Quizzes
You might not die in a sketchy situation. Hooray!
You Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend.
I Can Has Friend?
Community
Has added a friend!
X Factor
Community
Has added their Xbox Live gamertag to their profile.
Face With A Name
Community
Has set an avatar.
Make Yourself At Home
Community
Has created a user profile.
Hitting the Presses
Content
Has read at least one article in 52 weekly issues of The Escapist
You Really Like Me!
Community
Has been added as a friend by 10 others.
Smorgasborder
Personality Quizzes
Articles, comics, forums, videos ... you like a little bit of everything.
Toasty
Personality Quizzes
Your heart is full of warmth. You're also kind of a sucker.
Legacy Battle Draft
2010 Summer E Games
I chose my 32 in the 2010 Summer E Games Legacy Battle Draft
Navi
Personality Quizzes
People don't understand, you just want to help!
Diva
Rebecca Mayes Muses
Watched 25 episodes of Rebecca Mayes Muses
The Wizard
Personality Quizzes
Robe and hat not included.
Diamond Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
Has completed 50 quizzes.
Hand of Fate
Special Events
The fates have decided ... along with your help.
Laziness
Personality Quizzes
You'd put this badge in your profile, but it just takes so much effort...
Marshmallow Ghosts
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Hersheys Mini Bars
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Lemonheads
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Candy Necklace
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Now and Later
Halloween Party!
Candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!
Weekly Warrior
Content
Has read at least one article in 104 weekly issues of The Escapist
Draenei
Personality Quizzes
You're good-hearted and can wield Light incarnate, but you can't fly spaceships.
A Ticket to the Spider-man Musical
Holiday 2010
Falling room only.
Yep, It Was Easy
Quiz Awards
Aced our Super Easy Quiz 2010
High Five
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 5 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Duke Nukem
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 10 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Dracula
Quiz Awards
Everyone's favorite bloodsucking freak
Kill Shot
Anthony Saves The World
Watched 4 episodes of Anthony Saves the World
March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
March Mayhem 2011
Filled out a March Mayhem 2011 Bracket
Champion of Kirkwall
Awards
You are ready to stake your claim in Dragon Age II
Twitter-er
Community
Has connected their twitter account to their user profile
74 + 1 Quizzer
Quiz Awards
Has completed 75 quizzes
Gamepunx Subscriber
Stolen Pixels
Has read 250 Stolen Pixels comics.
Tough Woman
Personality Quizzes
Quit gawking and toss me that shotgun so I can blast these bastards.
Blink Dog
Personality Quizzes
You respect your packmates, knowing that you can teleport together to bring down any foe.
Webby 2011
Community
Thank you for helping us win 3 Webbys!
ASTW Demonward
Anthony Saves The World
Watched all 9 episodes of Anthony Saves the World leading up to the Finale!
ASTW Finale Limited Edition Badge
Anthony Saves The World
I watched the Finale of Anthony Saves the World and received this limited edition badge
The People Have Spoken!
Zero Punctuation
Watched the community's favorite Zero Punctuation.
Yahtzee Poetry
Zero Punctuation
Knows the depth of the soul of the poet
Sweet Hat!
Zero Punctuation
Watched 100 Zero Punctuation Reviews
Gremlin
Zero Punctuation
Watched 50 Zero Punctuation reviews.
Maleficent
Personality Quizzes
You got mad and took it out on a baby. That's evil.
Vox Populi
Extra Credits
Commented on an episode of Extra Credits
Synergy
Extra Credits
Watched an episode of The Big Picture after Choice and Conflict
Audio Engineer
Extra Credits
It's all about the music
Junior Game Designer
Extra Credits
Watched 5 episodes of Extra Credits
Meta Meta
Extra Credits
Earn badges from 5 different Escapist shows
Palma Permaximum
Quiz Awards
Amat victoria curam
Silence Will Fall
Quiz Awards
Earned The Silence result in the 'Which Doctor Who Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Penguin Flies Ever Alone
Personality Quizzes
Earned The Penguin result in the 'Which Batman Villain Are You?' Quiz.
The Elder Scrolls: Novice
Quiz Awards
You've at least tried to beat one of The Elder Scrolls games.
12th Game of X-Mas
Holiday 2011
You've uncovered the 12th Game of Christmas of 2011!
A Golden Ring
Personality Quizzes
Shiny!
Clever and Crafty
Personality Quizzes
Raptors rule!
Shinra Electric Power Company
Personality Quizzes
Power is Truth - Shinra is the Future
Homo Sapiens
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Human result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You?" Quiz
Triple C***** Hooker
Zero Punctuation
Watched 150 Zero Punctuation Reviews
All About The Credits
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Volus result in the "Which Mass Effect Race Are You? Part 2!" Quiz
Stormtrooper
Personality Quizzes
What you lack in marksmanship you make up for in blind loyalty!
Pit!
Personality Quizzes
A young angel famous for defeating the evil Medusa!
Joker!
Quiz Awards
King of jokes, both hilarious and deadly!
Cleaning up the Empire, One Mess at a Time
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Space Janitor Result
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Iron Man result
These Are the Voyages...
Personality Quizzes
Earned the USS Enterprise
Rage is a Hell of an Anesthetic
Personality Quizzes
Mostly grizzled, you know how to hold a grudge.
Let's Rock!
Quiz Awards
Completed the "Sci-Fi Militaries" quiz!
Taking It Easy
Quiz Awards
You've completed the "Know Your Casual Games" quiz!
Follow the Light
Personality Quizzes
Earned the "White Magic" Result
Chupa-Thingy
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Chupacabra Result
Obscure Game Enthusiast
Quiz Awards
You've got a few lesser known classics hiding out in your game library.
Sci-Fi Movie Fan!
Quiz Awards
You're no stranger to the Star Treks and the Star Wars of the film world.
(Game) Environmentalist
Quiz Awards
You're a well traveled gamer!
I Am Your Shield; I Am Your Sword
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Guardian result in the Guild Wars 2 Profession quiz.
Kind of Boring
Personality Quizzes
You're a little dull around the edges, but nothing too major.
Commando
Personality Quizzes
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
Now I Know My ABCs....
Quiz Awards
Reward For Taking the Gaming Alphabet Quiz
Rage Zombie
Quiz Awards
DON'T TELL ME I HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
XCOM Global Defense
XCOM: The Beginning
Vigilo Confido
XCOM Enemy Unknown
XCOM: The Beginning
Participated in the XCOM Community Event!
Amonkira Reveals Them
Personality Quizzes
Killing is an art. And I am a Master.
Ouroboros
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Lister result in the "Which Red Dwarf Character Are You?" Quiz
Rookie
Quiz Awards
Aw man, I got blood all over my good shoes...
Sergeant
Quiz Awards
Shotgun to the face can be applied in a variety of tough situations!
Mech Minion
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Cyborg result in the "What's My Evil Pet?" Quiz!
Cattitude
Quiz Awards
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Ring-wraith
Personality Quizzes
They stole it from us. My precious.
Don't Panic!
Quiz Awards
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Welcome to the Jungle
Game of the Year 2012
Voted for Far Cry 3 for 2012’s Game of the Year!
Christmas Elf
Quiz Awards
Christmas is not a time or a season, but a state of mind.
Dog's Best Friend
Quiz Awards
Happiness is a warm puppy
Weapon Master
Quiz Awards
Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.
Ed Wood
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You've Seen Movies
All Your Answer Are Belong To Us
Quiz Awards
You have completed the Name That Toon Quiz and survived.
The Dead Are Walking
Quiz Awards
You've survived the impossible character quiz.
Necromorph
Quiz Awards
You have taken the Deadly Dead Space quiz but didn't come out right in the end.
Alien InQUIZition Quiz Taker
Quiz Awards
You may not have made it through the quiz in one piece but at least you're alive.
Space Baby
Quiz Awards
I have taken the Sci-Fi Quiz and have emerged, changed.
Miracle of Goats
Awards
I wouldn't click on me if I were you.
Captain James T. Kirk
Quiz Awards
You've completed the Star Trek Quiz and in less than five years.
Robot Attack
Quiz Awards
You've completed the SimCity quiz like a robot completing a city's destruction.
UFO
Quiz Awards
You've obviously abducted the answers to the quiz.
ADAM Gathering Little Sister
Quiz Awards
You've made it through the Baffling BioShock Quiz successfully.
Kool-aid… Um, Martini
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 20 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Possession
Personality Quizzes
Earned the Possession Vigor
Doomsday
Quiz Awards
Life will go on, we will prevail.
Battlestar Galactica
Quiz Awards
The Cylons never asked us what we wanted. Welcome to the big leagues.
WarCry Visitor
WarCry
Going to any page on WarCry.com
Malistaire
Quiz Awards
Once a Professor of the School of Death but now just a badge for a quiz.
Leon Kennedy
Personality Quizzes
You're right. This is just the beginning.
Jules Winnfield
Quiz Awards
With great vengeance and furious anger.
Dr. Strangelove
Quiz Awards
Mein Führer! I can walk!
Liked It
Facebook
Shared a piece of content using the Like button
Spider-Killing Swiffer
Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Has watched 30 Top 5 with Lisa Foiles
Gundam
Personality Quizzes
There are some things you can't protect without fighting.
House of Wrynn
Quiz Awards
"To reach him, monsters, you'll have to go through me!"
Apprentice God Thanker
Jimquisition
Watched 5 episodes of Jimquisition